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Posted on 06/12/2016 1:38:17 PM PDT by Lazamataz
In case you didn't get a chance to hear today Obama's most predictable speech ever, I have summarized it for you below.
Obama: Good afternoon.
Yesterday, a radicalized Muslim who has nothing to do with Islam opened fire in a club of gay people, killing 50 people. While Islam calls for gays to be put to death, it should be obvious this is not an Islamic action against gays.
No, this is about guns. After all, you all know that guns will never be removed from American society, there are just too many. However, if we can disarm the exact people who need to protect themselves from radicalized Muslims (who have nothing to do with Islam), it will make people safer.
In closing, there is no God but Allah and Mohammad is His prophet. Allah Akbah.
Since I refuse to listen to ANYthing the son of a bitch has to say...I appreciate your sacrifice in listening so carefully to him and providing this summation.
So why did Obama FAIL to disarm this person and revoke his security clearances after having been interviewed 3 times by the FBI for terrorist links?
‘Orlando Killer Worked For Company Transporting Illegal Immigrants Inside US; Was Interviewed By FBI 3 Times’
Excerpt: In other words, Mateen who according to preliminary reports, had been on a terrorist watchlist, and who still managed to obtain weapons thanks to his various licenses and permits just last week, was employed by one of the world’s largest security companies, where he may have had extensive clearances well above his pay grade, not to mention access to sophisticated military weapons and equipment.
“The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of islam”
No offense, but ‘chance’ implies someone would want to hear what this Islamist traitor has to say.
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it’ll be forgotten in a month and will happen again in two.
Just like Paris, Belgium, Charly Hebdo, San Bernadito, Fort Hood, the army station last year, 9/11, the attempt to take down the towers in ‘93, the Cole, Kobe Towers?, and on and on and on and on
And the jews killed in Israel will be forgotten and condemned even at the UN
I spelled some words wrong. Forgot a fact or two. sorry.
Well, actually, he never mentioned Islam or radicalized Muslims. I inferred his meaning from his silence on the issue.
Thanks for posting that transcript so we don’t have to listen to his whiny voice.
But a small criticism: it would have been helpful to know which hair color he chose for the speech. Was it gravitas gray, hipster salt-n-pepa or basic black?
Arrgh, the Shahadah. Even in English, it’s painful to read.
Muslims are no less dangerous without guns anyhow. Especially when their targets are disarmed.
He going to rip away innocent guns from their families because one of them happened to be owned by an islamic murderer?
This is logistically impossible, and would cost a fortune.
I guess Obonzo will now be turning “the Pulse” into a National Park.
Apparently the LGBTQRSTUVWXYZs have to stop flaunting their gayness and perversion and must not be allowed to congregate in segregated groups and venues that cater to their particular lifestyle.
I am sure they wont mind. I mean seeing how Muslems have guns and stuff.
(I just wished it worked for white Christians like that!?)
I noticed he failed to mention ‘Islamic/Islamist’ when he mentioned terrorist/terrorism.
I noticed he failed to mention that the FBI had on 2 previous occasions concerns about the perp, but took no action.
IIRC, there were similar concerns by officials for the Boston bombers and for the San Bernadino shooters. One could almost see a pattern.
He’s a liberal. The flying rainbow unicorns do all that.
Omar was a radical islamic terrorist sleeper. No criminal history, licensed CCW, licensed security officer, could have easily become a police officer if he had wanted. Had legal access to purchase any legal firearm he wanted. Now the thing is, at one time he was under FBI investigation. His father tells Afghan terrorist Taliban in Afghanistan to overthrow the legitimate government there and even believes himself as the current president of Afghanistan according to him. Yup, the perfect sleeper terrorist.
No surprises. In fact, Obama should hire me for his speechwriting. I can perfectly capture what he will say EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I thought that I was the only one who did that [not listen to or watch obama].
It would also mark the end of America, as millions rose up to overthrow the government.
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