Woman finds body parts inside freezer she bought for $30

The State ^ | JUNE 1, 2016 | KATE IRBY

[Salamander]

I have a freezer full of rats and mice.

[Salamander]

All your burritos would be haunted.

[Salamander]

” she was a sweet woman.”

A little Chianti and some fava beans, for savor.

[Pete from Shawnee Mission]

Get a charitable deduction and donate it to the coroners office. They probably won’t have any qualms about using it.

[Swordmaker]

Obviously the neighbor woman needed some gas money for her departure. . .

[Slings and Arrows]

Anyone else thinking of Monty Python's Undertaker Sketch?

[disndat]

OOOH! Corpsicles! Yay! And I love Rat Salad

[metmom]

Just what kind of idiot does not check the inside of an appliance before purchasing it used?????????

[Gamecock]

Apparently she is embarrassed because she asked not to be identified.

[a fool in paradise]

Is long pig halal?

[a fool in paradise]

Rats? I'll never complain about spinach for dinner again...

[central_va]

I’ll bet SS is still sending checks to frozen grandma and someone is still caching them.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Oy!

Thankfully all the curb side refrigerator we picked up had in it was rotting food.

After being emptied and washed it was fine. No body parts.

[T-Bone Texan]

“She sold me her frozen mother for $30. How do you do something like that?” the woman said.

Um, Craigslist?

But for real: Everybody needs a "garage refrigerator". My life has been so much better since a friend gave me his old fridge and I put it in my garage. I keep all our Capri Suns in it, and vodka.

Because that's the kind of parent I am.

[Morgana]

“If only she’d sold it to a Dahmer type who would have appreciated a freezer with a full.....”

What are the odds of that these days? No wait I know Dr. Dahmer over at Planned Parenthood.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

I bet they make good snacks.

[Pelham]

Don’t encourage her. She likes to freak us out with snakes and rats and stuff. There’ll be a pick of one of her pets doing something bizarre.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

I don’t see the problem. All them little critters will help keep the freezer cold during blackouts.

[Pelham]

Ratcicles.

[Pelham]

This will smoke her out of hiding. Works like the Bat-Signal.