***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[Lucky9teen]

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Grandma discovers SnapChat

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The new supermarket near my house has an automatic water mister to keep produce fresh.
Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases,
you hear cows mooing and breathe in the aroma of chocolate milk.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and
the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the sound of a gentle breeze and the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

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An engineer dies in a tragic accident and finds himself in hell.
Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators.

The engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls and asks Satan, "So, how's it going down there?"

Satan says, "Hey things are going great.
We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators,
and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God is horrified. "What? You've got an engineer?
That's a mistake -- he should never have gone down there!
You know all engineers go to Heaven. Send him up here!"

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff. I'm keeping him."[img=37x31]http://www.chatitaliachat.it/serpe/msn/38.gif[/img]

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

"Yeah, right," Satan laughs, "and where are you going to get a lawyer?"

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That's one upset customer (mind the language)

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Potty Mouth Bird


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[wyokostur]

The Seven Beer Itch

[fredhead]

King of Beers (Kings) - the story of Budweiser.

[fredhead]

The Petrified Beer

[wyokostur]

Night of the Living Beer

[Seruzawa]

Saving Private Beer

[llevrok]

The Third Beer Man

[fredhead]

The Beer Brothers
A Beer Too Far
Cannonball Beer
To Hell and Beer
Endless Beer (Love)
The Long, Long Beer
Beer Searchers
Beer to Bataan

[Lucky9teen]

[phil1750]

The Hunt for Red Beer (or) The Hunt for October Beer

[fredhead]

Beer From Iwo Jima
The Beer of the Sierra Madre

[sportutegrl]

Beer: The Movie

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I am not a man but I have voted for a woman, her name was Sarah Palin. So, dude, you are about eight years late to the party.

[dragonblustar]

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Beer.

[BenLurkin]

[BenLurkin]

[BenLurkin]

[SERKIT]

I am not a man but I have voted for a woman, her name was Sarah Palin. So, dude, you are about eight years late to the party.

That's a great point. When Hillary asks if 'you are man enough to vote for a woman', Sarah Palin would be the operative example of how out of touch and out of date Hillary is.

[AZ .44 MAG]

Clear and Present Beer
20,000 Beers Under the Sea
Voyage to the Bottom of the Beer
Beerzilla
The Incredible Lightness of Beer
Crouching Dragon, Hidden Beer
Patriot Beers
The Sum of all Beers
Smokey and the Beer
From Beer to Eternity
To Have and Have Beer
The Maltese Beer

[SERKIT]

Being sexually harassed by a sea lion named Bill? Priceless.

[CopperTop]

So now we know for sure that the Sea Lion would "hit it".

Laz?