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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 05/27/2016 5:46:35 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

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Grandma discovers SnapChat

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The new supermarket near my house has an automatic water mister to keep produce fresh.
Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.t111078.gif

_thb_MG_Milk_Cow.gifWhen you approach the milk cases,
you hear cows mooing and breathe in the aroma of chocolate milk.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and
the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.FunnyAnimatedBreakfastcl2.gif

The veggie department features the sound of a gentle breeze and the smell of fresh buttered corn.
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I don't buy toilet paper there any more.
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An engineer dies in a tragic accident and finds himself in hell.
Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators.escalator.gif

The engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls and asks Satan, "So, how's it going down there?"
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Satan says, "Hey things are going great.
We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators,
and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
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God is horrified. "What? You've got an engineer?
That's a mistake -- he should never have gone down there!
You know all engineers go to Heaven. Send him up here!"

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff. I'm keeping him."[img=37x31]http://www.chatitaliachat.it/serpe/msn/38.gif[/img]

juge.gifGod says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

"Yeah, right," Satan laughs, "and where are you going to get a lawyer?"5091.gif

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That's one upset customer (mind the language)

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Potty Mouth Bird


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KEYWORDS: ofst
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To: fredhead

My wife is Colombian and just loves John Wayne. It’s a running joke between us.


61 posted on 05/27/2016 7:36:02 AM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: Lucky9teen

"Cheer up baby ... sez right here you still got time to tell the truth."


62 posted on 05/27/2016 7:39:07 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a Simple Manner for a Happy Life :o)
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To: Lucky9teen

Can I replace half of a word with beer?
James Fennimore Cooper’s Last of the Beercans?
Beercan Pie?
Beercan Psycho?
(You know, given the rechristening of Budweiser, this sorta works.)
Beercan History X?
The Beercan President?
The Last Beercan Virgin?
Wet, Hot Beercan Summer?
Beercan Graffiti?
Beercan Flyer?
Back to movies other than “American,”
There’s the great Humphrey Bogart-Katherine Heartburn, “The Beercan Queen.”


63 posted on 05/27/2016 7:44:04 AM PDT by dangus
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To: Liberty Valance

Daisy and Onslow! Perfect!


64 posted on 05/27/2016 7:49:21 AM PDT by Bookwoman (No more Bushes or Clintons or RINOs"...and I am unanimous in this...")
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To: Lucky9teen

Answer: “BEER”

A.K.A:
carrie
gladiator
titanic
rocky
alien
aliens
grease
cabaret
kingpin
hoosiers
notorious
manhattan
selena
it
dogma
insomnia
casino
goodfellas
arachnophobia
orphan
hero
flatliners
beaches
shaft
gattaca
gigli
beethoven
braveheart
evita
moonraker
oliver!
timeline
jaws
loser
traffic
batman
superman
hitch
armageddon
identity
zulu
saw
psycho
elektra
excalibur
clueless
vertigo
scream
ghost
fame
flashdance
beetlejuice
speed
honey
blow
closer
babe
trainspotting
aladdin
cocktail
repulsion
pocahontas
mulan
fargo
signs
duets
proof
inception
Etc... :)


65 posted on 05/27/2016 7:50:32 AM PDT by YouPosting2Me
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To: Lucky9teen

66 posted on 05/27/2016 7:53:48 AM PDT by Daffynition ("We have the fight of our lives coming up to save our nation!" ~ Jim Robinson)
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To: Lucky9teen

The Beer Singer
Beerzilla
Beer of Dracula
The Giant Beer
The Beer of Yucca Flats


67 posted on 05/27/2016 7:58:13 AM PDT by Lee Enfield (I identify as rich, cut me a check.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Food labeling at its best....


68 posted on 05/27/2016 8:02:35 AM PDT by relentlessly
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To: Lucky9teen

The Beer of Hollow Mountain
The Beer of the Gwanji
Jurassic Beer
The Guardians of the Beer


69 posted on 05/27/2016 8:02:56 AM PDT by Lee Enfield (I identify as rich, cut me a check.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Beer: Ragnarok


70 posted on 05/27/2016 8:05:09 AM PDT by Ingtar (87.8% del allocated. Trump 98.4% of required for nomination 6.6% of remaining needed 5/25)
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To: Chasaway

Lord of the Beers, The Beer Chronicles, The Beer, How to lose a Beer in 10 days. Twelve ‘o clock beer. Beer Harbor...


71 posted on 05/27/2016 8:13:23 AM PDT by coincheck (Time is Short, Salvation is for Today)
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To: Lucky9teen

Beer at Sea
The Longest Beer
World War Beer
Beauty and the Beer
From Beer to the Moon


72 posted on 05/27/2016 8:16:34 AM PDT by Lee Enfield (I identify as rich, cut me a check.)
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To: Lucky9teen

BEEEER


73 posted on 05/27/2016 8:21:55 AM PDT by OregonRancher (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints)
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To: Lucky9teen
"Young Beerstien"
74 posted on 05/27/2016 8:35:36 AM PDT by wyokostur
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To: Travis T. OJustice

O Beer, Where Art Thou


75 posted on 05/27/2016 8:41:16 AM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: Lucky9teen

76 posted on 05/27/2016 8:42:04 AM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: Lucky9teen

There’s something About Beer


77 posted on 05/27/2016 8:42:11 AM PDT by folkquest (I plan on being cranky for the next 4 years. Hope to crack a political smile at the midterms! :-()
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To: Lee Enfield

The 7th Beer of Sinbad.

King Beer


78 posted on 05/27/2016 8:45:10 AM PDT by 4yearlurker (We have leaped off the cliff toward madness and we are still falling...)
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To: Lucky9teen

Singing In The Beer


79 posted on 05/27/2016 8:47:39 AM PDT by llevrok (Lies are born the moment someone thinks the truth is dangerous.)
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To: llevrok

The Eternal Sunshine of the Untouched Beer.


80 posted on 05/27/2016 8:49:16 AM PDT by JusPasenThru (it is tragic that Americans have lost the ability to become outraged over the behavior of Democrats.)
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