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Insane: Santa Monica College Students Married The Ocean—And Got Intimate With It
Townhall.com ^
| May 26, 2016
| Matt Vespa
Posted on 05/26/2016 7:59:42 PM PDT by jazusamo
Campus Reform has this bizarre tale from Santa Monica College, where the EcoSexual Extravaganza took place earlier this month. Students married the ocean and made love with the water in order to foster a greater love for the Earth. Some attendees even explained the importance of consent regarding beginning a physical relationship with the planet:
Amber Katherine, a philosophy professor who helped organize the May 14 event, explained to Campus Reform that the purpose of the wedding was to bring about a deeper love for the planet through ecocentric passion and even lust. [
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Some students then made their way down to the water, where they were urged by event organizers to consummate the marriage and make love with the water.
Stick your toes in the water
or any part of your body that you want.
The event, according to Professor Katherine, was funded by a number of campus organizations with the main sponsor being the Universitys Public Policy Institute chapter.
Ill just leave this here:
2 1/2 minute video: Married to the Sea: An Ecosexual Wedding
Thats a, uhinteresting day at the beach, I guess.
TOPICS: Education; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: ecosexualmarriage; idiocy; intamacy; marriedocean; santamonicacollege
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To: ctdonath2
Not like the ocean could consent. Well at least it did wave.
To: jazusamo
Some of these nitwits have watched Avatar a hundred times...
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posted on
05/27/2016 4:18:47 AM PDT
by
Mamzelle
To: Ken H
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posted on
05/27/2016 5:26:09 AM PDT
by
day10
(You'll get nothing and like it!)
To: jazusamo
I the video there is a person speaking and it is identified as “Annie Sprinkle, Founder of Sexcology”. That name rang a bell so I did a Google search.
Porn actress from way back in the day. DO NOT do you own Google search. I’ll take that one for the team.
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posted on
05/27/2016 5:29:21 AM PDT
by
day10
(You'll get nothing and like it!)
To: jazusamo
As I watched the video it was clear that they might as well marry the sea, it’s their only hope.
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posted on
05/27/2016 5:31:01 AM PDT
by
Toespi
To: jazusamo
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posted on
05/27/2016 5:35:13 AM PDT
by
kanawa
To: fieldmarshaldj; jazusamo; Impy; Clintonfatigued; stephenjohnbanker; BillyBoy
They need to be careful having unprotected sex with the ocean... they might get crabs.
Maybe they should use some contraceptive jellyfish...
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posted on
05/27/2016 8:50:08 AM PDT
by
NFHale
(The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
To: fieldmarshaldj; jazusamo; Impy; Clintonfatigued; stephenjohnbanker; BillyBoy
And from the looks of some of those two-ton Tessies in the photo... they had a whale of a time...
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posted on
05/27/2016 8:51:06 AM PDT
by
NFHale
(The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
To: jazusamo
Wow. Fat white people that can’t even surf. What a bummer.
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posted on
05/27/2016 8:53:15 AM PDT
by
truth_seeker
(#NeverHillary#NeverBernie)
To: Impy; fieldmarshaldj; Clintonfatigued; BillyBoy; stephenjohnbanker; sickoflibs
“...Stick your toes in the water ...”
Stick their heads in the water... and hold them there for, oh, about two hours.
Will surely help out by decreasing the surplus population...
plus, it will also help out the Gene Pool by removing defective genes.
It’s a GREAT idea...
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posted on
05/27/2016 8:53:58 AM PDT
by
NFHale
(The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
To: Southside_Chicago_Republican
By the way what orientation is the ocean? I think Id like to know that before I committed to the consummation. Well, if you're going to be picky, doesn't that make you a bigot? Have you forgotten -- Anything goes in the leftists' "fertile" (ie well manured) brains (such as they are).
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posted on
05/27/2016 8:57:11 AM PDT
by
Bob
(No, being a US Senator and the Secretary of State are not accomplishments; they're jobs.)
To: Bob
I just take for granted that I’ll be considered a bigot on most of these kind of issues. I’ve probably gone and committed a hate crime just by commenting on this. A hate crime against the ocean and it’s spouses. That’s a biggie.
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posted on
05/27/2016 11:47:44 AM PDT
by
Southside_Chicago_Republican
(If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.)
To: bluejean
Of course it is Gay-a! What was I thinking?!?
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posted on
05/27/2016 11:48:58 AM PDT
by
Southside_Chicago_Republican
(If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Thanks for relating that, it’s a great story and should have been a good lesson for the class. You did good! :)
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posted on
05/27/2016 11:59:40 AM PDT
by
jazusamo
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To: day10
Thanks for the warning. LOL!
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posted on
05/27/2016 12:03:13 PM PDT
by
jazusamo
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To: jazusamo
Arrr.. I hate the sea and everything in it.
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posted on
05/27/2016 2:56:25 PM PDT
by
Trillian
To: fieldmarshaldj; Impy; GOPsterinMA; NFHale; ExTexasRedhead; stephenjohnbanker; sickoflibs; metmom; ..
This time it wasn’t foam on top of the waves.
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posted on
05/27/2016 3:11:41 PM PDT
by
Clintonfatigued
(The barbarians are inside because there are no gates)
To: NFHale
LOL!
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posted on
05/28/2016 1:13:16 AM PDT
by
Impy
(Did you know "Hillary" spelled backwards is "Bitch"?)
To: Clintonfatigued; fieldmarshaldj; Impy; GOPsterinMA; ExTexasRedhead; stephenjohnbanker; ...
RE Foam:
Evidently... the tide was comming ...in.
Just sayin’
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posted on
05/28/2016 8:39:00 AM PDT
by
NFHale
(The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
To: Impy; fieldmarshaldj; Clintonfatigued; GOPsterinMA; ExTexasRedhead; stephenjohnbanker; ...
There was a veritable ... wave ... of aroused excitement from the ocean.
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posted on
05/28/2016 8:41:09 AM PDT
by
NFHale
(The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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