Soooo,.... you’re the one who took my money!
Donate the check by endorsement to the Islamic Cultural Center of New York, claim the tax deduction for the donation and let them worry about the check.
Hehehe....
Go immediately to your local Ferrari dealer and take all your existing money and buy one.....
Since all that money will be deposited soon, it won’t be a problem.
You lucky dog!
Heard of a local couple that lost thousands on a scam like this. Bankrupt and divorced now. Their lives ruined.
Hey man, my friend needs a rectum transplant, can you loan me $10M?
Pretty please. I’ll pay you back next Tuesday.
This one is getting better known, so a lot of these guys are switching to scams on craiglist where they’re pretending to sell a used, popular car.
They esp like to pose as sellers of Camry, Accord, etc.
They usually claim they’re a US military person who’s going overseas suddenly and must get rid of the car for this really mind-blowing price.
And some rot about Ebay Guaranteed Buyer Program, or some such.
Watch out.
Reply to the Email and say you will comply but as a sign of good faith they must send you a bank draft for $500.00 to your address. then rent a PO Box
Aren’t you the lucky one!
While I got a phone call on my answer machine that I was going to be indicted in NYC unless I called back.
You’ll never take me alive, copper!
Always Always Always Nigeria is somehow involved in these.
Got one of the yesterday. It started out by saying, “sorry to bother you”.
Donate it to the Clinton Foundation, and with the collection process much hilarity shall ensue...
The collection calls will be something along the line of:
“Hey Ally Ba Ba, youse got a nice bunch of goats there, shame if something was to happen to dem, ya know, especially the pretty on with the dress youse put on it”
419eater.com is a site dedicated to scamming scammers. Some of the stuff they make them do is hillarious.
You mean ——————
But I thought-—————
Gosh, maybe I’d better call that guy back!
The official language of Nigeria is English, and they know how to use it.
I’m rich, too. My Nigerian great uncle, one Chief somebody, died leaving ME a fortune (I forget how much). How lucky can I be, especially since my ancestors were Scotts, Irish and Polish Jews. Like - not a drop of African blood for at least 35,000 years. All I have to do is send some “good faith money” - they don’t want imposters.
Can you help me raise the funds?
And even people such as Doctors fall for this scam.
Lowbridge can help!