Posted on 05/09/2016 7:34:34 PM PDT by Kevin in California
*sarc* What a great start to my day. Woke up this morning and had a couple emails telling me I had inherited $30.5M dollars. Here's one of the emails notifying me of my $15.5M fortune. It got even better as I got another email just after this one telling me I had inherited another $15M. Talk about the luck of the Irish. I'm so stoked that I've been checking my bank acct waiting for the cash to be deposited. Woohoo.....
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From: Prof.John Williams
May 09th -2016
Attention sir,
This is to inform you that i was sent on a special assignment by the United Nations secretary General Mr. Ban Ki-Moon, after series of complaint from the FBI and other Security agencies from Asia, Europe, South America ,Australia and the United States of America respectively, against the African countries, the government of Nigeria and the British Government for the high volume of scam activities going on in these two nations.
Right now, as directed by the secretary General Mr. Ban Ki-Moon. We are working in collaborations with the Nigerian Economic and Financial Crime Commission (EFCC) and have decided to waive away all your clearance fees/Charges and authorize the Government of Nigeria to effect your overdue payment worth USD $15.5 Million only into your account without any delay as approved and instructed by UNITED NATIONS.
Sincerely, you are a lucky person because I have just discovered that some top Nigerian and British Government Officials are interested in your fund and they are working in collaboration with One Mrs. Maija Bukal from Zagreb Croatia to frustrate you and thereafter divert your fund into her personal bank account in Croatia.
I have a very short time to stay here in Africa, so I would like you to urgently respond to this message so that I will advise you on what to do so that you will receive your long awaiting payment.
I wait to hear from you..
Yours Sincerely,
Prof. John Williams United Nations Under-Secretary- General for Human rights. EMAIL: enquiry0909@yahoo.co.jp
I hope you got kissed...
I'm going to go one better than that in an attempt to augment employment in the area. I'm building a BBQ place across the street from the Center. To attract business, the wait staff, men and women, will be nude. We have also have the difficult-to-acquire license to serve liquor to our customers, including those using our new sidewalk cafe. I can't think of a better way to help the neighborhood.
You mean ——————
But I thought-—————
Gosh, maybe I’d better call that guy back!
The official language of Nigeria is English, and they know how to use it.
I’m rich, too. My Nigerian great uncle, one Chief somebody, died leaving ME a fortune (I forget how much). How lucky can I be, especially since my ancestors were Scotts, Irish and Polish Jews. Like - not a drop of African blood for at least 35,000 years. All I have to do is send some “good faith money” - they don’t want imposters.
Can you help me raise the funds?
And even people such as Doctors fall for this scam.
Lowbridge can help!
Lowbridge Rules.
John Williams - great composer - scam artist - not so much....
If we could get all that money out of Nigeria, we could pay off the debt and have enough left over to build a mars colony...
A friend of mine lost a huge amount of money to these Nigerian scammers, and refuses to admit that she was taken. She claims that the people she was dealing with - and gave tens of thousands to - were genuine, but were prevented by circumstances beyond their control from delivering the money to her. Last I heard from her, the money was in a NYC airport, just awaiting yet another payment from her to get it released...
Great plan! (Are u running for office maybe?)
“I’m your long lost father, Kmo.
You owe me, big time, for your existence.
$3 million would suffice to assuage the pain I’ve suffered over the yearz, without you”
Ask John Williams to autograph your copy of the “Star Wars” movie soundtrack before he gets away.
500.00 bucks, you piker.
Their offering 15 mil; tell them you need 5 mil up front for a good faith effort (Cashiers Check only), then give them the PO Box.
I got one better than that. Here it is from my spam folder:
Travel to the best places of my body!
My body will be all yours!
It sucks to be ignored!
See my pics here
Take my hand and let’s get it started!
Then I saw it was a Bill Clinton email fundraising letter.
;)
Well, hey there Kev, old buddy. How about sending me enough money to buy a new used car to get back and forth to college?
(my old wreck finally quit on me)
Come on. That ain’t asking for too much, is it?
TAKE THE CURTAIN!
If you ask for 5 mil they’d never pay but if you tell them that you need $500 or $5000 to cover the transfer fees they might. You could even open up a $10 dollar savings account and give them that number
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