I'm going to go one better than that in an attempt to augment employment in the area. I'm building a BBQ place across the street from the Center. To attract business, the wait staff, men and women, will be nude. We have also have the difficult-to-acquire license to serve liquor to our customers, including those using our new sidewalk cafe. I can't think of a better way to help the neighborhood.
One should always carry a bag of pork crackelins (fried pork fat) in case one gets stranded with mooselimbs. Not only are they delicious, but may assist in the early departure of the said mooslimbs.