Auto erotic: Self-driving cars will let occupants bonk on the go (sex while the computer drives)

The Register ^ | May 3, 2016 | Richard Chirgwin

[dayglored]

A Canadian car safety expert has introduced the world to a surprising moral panic, warning that if people no longer have to drive their cars, they'll have sex in them instead.

The idea that an autonomous vehicle might become a “shaggin' wagon”* comes from Barrie Kirk, Executive Director of the Canadian Automated Vehicles Center of Excellence, who told the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation “I am predicting that, once computers are doing the driving, there will be a lot more sex in cars”.

Kirk's fear is that if the computer asks the human to take over at a crucial moment, their attention (not to mention their hands and possibly feet) are otherwise occupied.

... [Note: go to the Register article, it's got photos and more humor...]

[dayglored]

"BEEP-BEEP!!"

[dayglored]

People have sex in cars? Who knew...? ... PING!

You can find all the Windows Ping list threads with FR search: just search on keyword "windowspinglist".

[justlurking]

So, would it be the Mile-0 club?

[BenLurkin]

That’ll sure give the rest of the carpool something to post about on snapchat.

[onona]

Sign me up !

[NormsRevenge]

Your car or mine *-?

This definitely ain’t gramps Oldsmobile.

[Farmer Dean]

Truck drivers will tell you that there’s plenty of sex happening in cars now.

[Fhios]

Oh great, we can have longer commute times.

[Larry Lucido]

to man sex is like a car accident and determining the female orgasm is like being asked ‘What did you see after the car went out of control?’. ‘I heard a lot of screeching sounds. I remember I was facing the wrong way at one point. And in the end my body was thrown clear.

[varyouga]

This is the first thing I thought of when given a demo of a self driving car

Does that make me a pervert?

[Two Kids' Dad]

And a bystander said “I didn’t want to rubberneck but I just couldn’t turn away.”

[wally_bert]

A Knight Rider porn parody in offing?

[fuzzylogic]

They might even read a book too!

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Maybe the dude can use his third leg to steer when the computer asks for a human to take over.

DANG!

[shalom aleichem]

Gee, I thought that read “Bong” on the go

[AZLiberty]

“Cruising” will have a new meaning.

[OwenKellogg]

We really didn’t need self driving cars.

[Uncle Miltie]

Wait, they’re not doing it already?

Slow learners ....

[Political Junkie Too]

Is that a stick shift, or are you just happy to see me?

-PJ