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1 posted on 05/03/2016 3:11:42 PM PDT by dayglored
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People have sex in cars? Who knew...? ... PING!

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2 posted on 05/03/2016 3:12:19 PM PDT by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
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To: dayglored

So, would it be the Mile-0 club?


3 posted on 05/03/2016 3:14:55 PM PDT by justlurking
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To: dayglored

Sign me up !


5 posted on 05/03/2016 3:16:57 PM PDT by onona (Honey this isn't Kindergarten. We are in an all out war for the survival of our Country !)
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To: dayglored

Your car or mine *-?

This definitely ain’t gramps Oldsmobile.


6 posted on 05/03/2016 3:17:39 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (SEMPER FI!! - Monthly Donors Rock!!)
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To: dayglored

Truck drivers will tell you that there’s plenty of sex happening in cars now.


7 posted on 05/03/2016 3:17:52 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (168 grains of instant conflict resolution)
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Oh great, we can have longer commute times.


9 posted on 05/03/2016 3:22:30 PM PDT by Fhios (Going Donald Trump is as close to going John Galt as we'll get.)
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To: dayglored; Gamecock; SaveFerris; FredZarguna; PROCON; Lil Flower

to man sex is like a car accident and determining the female orgasm is like being asked ‘What did you see after the car went out of control?’. ‘I heard a lot of screeching sounds. I remember I was facing the wrong way at one point. And in the end my body was thrown clear.


10 posted on 05/03/2016 3:24:46 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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This is the first thing I thought of when given a demo of a self driving car

Does that make me a pervert?


11 posted on 05/03/2016 3:26:28 PM PDT by varyouga
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To: dayglored

They might even read a book too!


14 posted on 05/03/2016 3:32:04 PM PDT by fuzzylogic (welfare state = sharing consequences of poor moral choices among everybody)
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Maybe the dude can use his third leg to steer when the computer asks for a human to take over.

DANG!


15 posted on 05/03/2016 3:37:02 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Stick a fork in America; she's done.)
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Gee, I thought that read “Bong” on the go


16 posted on 05/03/2016 3:40:25 PM PDT by shalom aleichem
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“Cruising” will have a new meaning.


17 posted on 05/03/2016 3:47:12 PM PDT by AZLiberty (A is no longer A, but a pull-down menu.)
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We really didn’t need self driving cars.


18 posted on 05/03/2016 3:49:12 PM PDT by OwenKellogg (Trump all the way.)
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Wait, they’re not doing it already?

Slow learners ....


19 posted on 05/03/2016 3:58:29 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (All Hail!)
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Is that a stick shift, or are you just happy to see me?

-PJ

20 posted on 05/03/2016 4:00:40 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
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To: dayglored

Sex addicts lose all self respect and self awareness.


21 posted on 05/03/2016 4:09:51 PM PDT by SaraJohnson
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No DUI and I can shag a hag?

Bonus...!


25 posted on 05/03/2016 4:27:59 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway - "Enjoy Yourself" ala Louis Prima)
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BEEP BEEP!
BONK BONK!!
BANG BANG!!!

where can i buy one?


27 posted on 05/03/2016 4:33:24 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicians are not born, they're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 -- 43 BCE))
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To: dayglored

this will sure cheer up (and give new meaning to) the “commute grind”


28 posted on 05/03/2016 4:35:39 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicians are not born, they're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 -- 43 BCE))
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To: dayglored

Sex sells...


29 posted on 05/03/2016 5:01:20 PM PDT by FrankR (You're only enslaved to the extent of the charity that you receive!)
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