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Auto erotic: Self-driving cars will let occupants bonk on the go (sex while the computer drives)
The Register ^ | May 3, 2016 | Richard Chirgwin

Posted on 05/03/2016 3:11:42 PM PDT by dayglored

A Canadian car safety expert has introduced the world to a surprising moral panic, warning that if people no longer have to drive their cars, they'll have sex in them instead.

The idea that an autonomous vehicle might become a “shaggin' wagon”* comes from Barrie Kirk, Executive Director of the Canadian Automated Vehicles Center of Excellence, who told the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation “I am predicting that, once computers are doing the driving, there will be a lot more sex in cars”.

Kirk's fear is that if the computer asks the human to take over at a crucial moment, their attention (not to mention their hands and possibly feet) are otherwise occupied.

... [Note: go to the Register article, it's got photos and more humor...]

(Excerpt) Read more at theregister.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous; Society
KEYWORDS: autoerotica; selfdrivingcars; windowspinglist
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To: dayglored

Sex addicts lose all self respect and self awareness.


21 posted on 05/03/2016 4:09:51 PM PDT by SaraJohnson
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To: dayglored

Works for me. Better than almost driving into a center divide on that one time.


22 posted on 05/03/2016 4:11:11 PM PDT by RedStateRocker (Better questions that can't be answered than answers that can't be questioned.)
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To: OwenKellogg

Honestly, the way people drive, it can’t be much worse! (Source: I drive a school bus in a part of Calgary that has plenty of hajib-wearing colonists. Self driving cars would be an improvement!)

The downside will be, if I am still driving when ‘self-driving’ cars are introduced in a big way. I fear having to explain to the eight year old student on my bus who asks why the car stopped beside me at the red light, is shaking and the occupants are moaning or hollering! It is one thing to explain to your own kids, quite another to explain/excuse to someone else’s kids on your bus! The company wouldn’t pay any extra for that responsibility!


23 posted on 05/03/2016 4:11:48 PM PDT by A Formerly Proud Canadian (I once was blind but now I see...)
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To: justlurking

Been talked about in science fiction for decades.


24 posted on 05/03/2016 4:12:30 PM PDT by Ronin (Blackface or bolt-ons, it's the same fraud. - Norm Lenhart)
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To: dayglored

No DUI and I can shag a hag?

Bonus...!


25 posted on 05/03/2016 4:27:59 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway - "Enjoy Yourself" ala Louis Prima)
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To: Snickering Hound

26 posted on 05/03/2016 4:31:31 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway - "Enjoy Yourself" ala Louis Prima)
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To: dayglored

BEEP BEEP!
BONK BONK!!
BANG BANG!!!

where can i buy one?


27 posted on 05/03/2016 4:33:24 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicians are not born, they're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 -- 43 BCE))
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To: dayglored

this will sure cheer up (and give new meaning to) the “commute grind”


28 posted on 05/03/2016 4:35:39 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicians are not born, they're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 -- 43 BCE))
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To: dayglored

Sex sells...


29 posted on 05/03/2016 5:01:20 PM PDT by FrankR (You're only enslaved to the extent of the charity that you receive!)
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To: dayglored

Open the pod bay door Hal.....


30 posted on 05/03/2016 5:15:15 PM PDT by tophat9000 (King G(OP)eorge III has no idea why the Americans are in rebellion... teach him why)
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To: dayglored

I carpool to work and back with my beautiful girlfriend (and wife of 26 years). She looks like the best of Katherine Hepburn and Sigourney Weaver as combined by Michangelo on a good day. We get trapped in traffic jams all the time. There are much better things we could do than listen to the radio while trying not to run into the brake happy b@stard in front of us :-)


31 posted on 05/03/2016 6:28:55 PM PDT by RedStateRocker (Better questions that can't be answered than answers that can't be questioned.)
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To: All
“...Kirk's fear is that if the computer asks the human to take over at a crucial moment...”

But what use is the “self-driving” bit if it isn't autonomous?

I want the car to take me home from the bar....:^)

32 posted on 05/03/2016 6:46:10 PM PDT by az_gila
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Back in the day I could dial long distance direct on a rotary phone, the hard way. She was right there to assist & provide continuous needed stimulation.


33 posted on 05/03/2016 6:50:08 PM PDT by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam. Buy ammo.")
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To: varyouga
Does that make me a pervert?

Not realli.

But it does prove once again that all technological advances are driven by porn (internet) and sex (self driving cars, VR, human-looking robots).

34 posted on 05/04/2016 5:15:51 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (#BlackOlivesMatter)
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To: dayglored
I thought it was boink ??
OK,, I see now,, the YuuK ...
35 posted on 05/04/2016 7:03:20 AM PDT by ßuddaßudd (>> F U B O << "What the hell kind of country is this if I can only hate a man if he's white?")
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To: dayglored

And the dashboard cam will automatically transmit - I wonder if autosex.com is an available domain...


36 posted on 05/04/2016 7:05:17 AM PDT by MortMan (Let's call the push for amnesty what it is: Pedrophilia.)
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To: MortMan
> And the dashboard cam will automatically transmit - I wonder if autosex.com is an available domain...

Not available. Registered in August 2000, in London, by a "John Smith" who has only a P.O. Box for an address.

37 posted on 05/04/2016 8:03:15 AM PDT by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
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To: NormsRevenge
This definitely ain’t gramps Oldsmobile

Yeah but:

Them older cars sure had more room for entertaining guests.

38 posted on 05/04/2016 8:06:07 AM PDT by going hot (Same here.<P.many times discouraged, but then i realized those people were more injto discouraging T)
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To: dayglored

DANG! Another entrepreneurial opportunity gone! ;-P


39 posted on 05/04/2016 8:21:32 AM PDT by MortMan (Let's call the push for amnesty what it is: Pedrophilia.)
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To: All

This is why cars have a back seat.


40 posted on 05/06/2016 10:41:34 AM PDT by longtermmemmory (VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)
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