[Covenantor]

....”Strangely enough, the most popular method to measure flatulence has been a breath test”....

more at source url

[PGR88]

“Silent but deadly” isn’t descriptive enough?

[exDemMom]

Although I am a medical researcher by training, and any area of health should be within my interests... there are areas where I will not go. This is one.

[Robert DeLong]

Such a noxious topic, albeit an important one.

[GeorgiaDawg32]

A middle age man went to visit his elderly father in the assisted living home.

When the nurse wheeled him in to meet his son, the old man started to lean forward in his wheelchair. The nurse grabbed his shoulders and sat him back up straight.

The old man then started falling to his left. Again the nurse straighted him up.

The old man then started falling to his right. Again, the nurse straightened him up.

At this point, the old man began to cry. The son said, “Dad, why are you crying?”.

The old man pointed to the nurse and said, “She won’t let me fart”.

[Fido969]

The sun has set on England...

[biggredd1]

the length of cruz’s nose would be one way.

[Doomonyou]

[P.O.E.]

Source of global warming:

[PROCON]

As a Flatulent-American, I appreciate any study that unmasks the discrimination we face daily.

Studies also show that it's just not healthy to withhold bodily functions.

So I will continue, unimpeded and damn you all!

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Terrence and Philip would approve.

Combined PING! and DANG!

[blueunicorn6]

Here’s another one that I can put in the “Headlines I Never Would Have Thought I’d Ever See” file.

[LostInBayport]

I know some guys whose efforts in this department could be measured on the Richter scale.

[blueunicorn6]

The Youngest Brother dog walked in to the family room this morning, laid down beside the easy chair I was sitting in, and ripped off one that made children in England cry. He then got up and walked out of the room. I stumbled, choking, to the back door and opened it. Through my watering eyes, I saw the filthy gasser walk out the back door. He let me have another one on his way out as, I guess, a tip to the doorman.

[EveningStar]

ping

[Lx]

[Trillian]

Family Guy - Fart Sounds into Steven Wright Jokes

[FroggyTheGremlim]

I recommend a logarithmic scale, sort of like earthquakes (Richter scale), tornadoes (Fujita scale EF0 to EF5).

"Whew, that one was a 7.9 on the miasmic-whiffy scale!"

Or maybe a letter-only scale like the temperature of stars (O,B,A,F,G,K,M)

Or a geological scale like Moh's mineral-hardness scale (T,G,C,F,A,O,Q,T,C,D)

[Yardstick]

This BLR clip gives the Blazing Saddles campfire scene a run for its money at 4:47.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5Krz-dyD-UQ

[PistolPaknMama]

Seems like the cigarette lighter test would work. If it shoots a green flame or a blue flame...you know.