Posted on 03/31/2016 8:21:49 AM PDT by eyeamok
Two Secret Service agents have been Suspended, after a Reporter managed to Breech Security and make Physical Contact with a Presidential Candidate while Violating the Personal and secure space of a Presidential Candidate under their Direct Supervision. The Presidential Candidate was spared any further assault when The Candidates Campaign Manager managed to Pull away the aggressor just in Time. How the Reporter managed to BREECH Security in this Aggravated Assault is under Investigation.Both Agents have been relieved of all security duty pending official review.
If you have to explain your joke, you FAILED.
Yes, their reporting includes aliens visiting Elvis Presley's grave.
They've also reported that Sarah Palin committed adultery. Are we supposed to let you have it both ways?
More than once.
I’d say your analsis is correct
Did you even read it???
There is no source for this because it is not a news story
Whether it's a news story or not there has to be some source for the facts asserted. Or is it just made up satire?
Did you even read it????
The last line is the tell
Never claimed to be a news story
It is a thought experiment
“How can I possibly work?
I’m going home to drink mojitos.”
Yes, seek your safe space immediately.
When that happens to me, it's because the recipient is usually one who lacks knowledge of world, military, American, or contemporary history.
The rest of the time it's because I told a really lousy joke...lol. That's why I consider myself a (really) poor man's Dennis Miller. I'm more attuned to the stylings of Sam Kinison, but my wife would divorce me.
How convenient! Just today there is a report of an anonymous SS agent who witnessed lying POS Michelle Fields first touch Trump.
I’ll bet the SS witness was suspended so he won’t be able to testify.
Trump’s lawyers will have to seek a court order to compel the SS agent to testify and he may consider changing his story to keep his job.
You’re supposed to mark the title as a vanity.
I only offered that after the fact because a couple complained that Vanity Tag wasn’t visible enough and included no Legal Description or Definition of Sarcasm or Vanity.
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