TWO SECRET SERVICE AGENTS SUSPENDED, pending Review!

Vanity | 03/31/16 | self

[eyeamok]

Two Secret Service agents have been Suspended, after a Reporter managed to Breech Security and make Physical Contact with a Presidential Candidate while Violating the Personal and secure space of a Presidential Candidate under their Direct Supervision. The Presidential Candidate was spared any further assault when The Candidates Campaign Manager managed to Pull away the aggressor just in Time. How the Reporter managed to BREECH Security in this Aggravated Assault is under Investigation.Both Agents have been relieved of all security duty pending official review.

[eyeamok]

If the Candidate was Hillary Clinton, isn't this what t6he Story would Be???

[circlecity]

Any source for this?

[Technical Editor]

The word is “breach.”

[Dr. Sivana]

The word is “breach.”

Not necessarily if they got it in the pants.

[Uncle Miltie]

Crucial.

The Republic will not survive this scandal!

How can I possibly work?

I’m going home to drink mojitos.

[Sacajaweau]

It’s a vanity post. Should be labeled “not real”.

[ground_fog]

If the dam SS had done their job, Corey would not have had to step in. The Cruz/Mercer plant was hired to do this. Mercer controls Breitbart and he planted her for this and his boy Cruz

[Kirkwood]

We’ll have to charge you extra for excessive use of capital letters.

[eyeamok]

oops, ok

FOLKS, THIS IS NOT REAL BECAUSE THE CANDIDATE WAS TRUMP NOT HILLARY!!

[House Atreides]

Is the campaign manager being nominated for the Congressional Medal of Honor?

By the way, I realize this is sarcasm—but I bet that some won’t. Pretty funny.

[Pravious]

“It’s a vanity post. Should be labeled “not real”.

I agree. I think this thread should be pulled or have the heading modified to indicate it’s NOT fact.

[keving]

Yes, Huma can attack and yell at a New Hampshire primary. I forgot Hillary and the Muslims can treat women horribly.

[Lonely Bull]

I agree. I think this thread should be pulled or have the heading modified to indicate it’s NOT fact.

A word about posting satire
September 29, 2014 | Jim Robinson

Posted on 09/29/2014 3:38:42 PM PDT by Jim Robinson

No, FR is not trying to quash satire. However, it should be clearly labeled as such in the title. Some people seem to think it's great trickling our readers into falling for satire. It's not. A lot of people come to FR and scan the headlines clicking on articles of interest. If they're not familiar with the author or source, they may be misled and may even pass it on to others. No thanks.

If you post satire, please label it as "satire' in the title.

Thanks

[The_Victor]

This has become completely schizophrenic. On one hand Fields is a little snowflake wimp, for complaining about being bruised, and she's just whiny little attention whore. On the other hand she's the most dangerous breech of security since Sirhan Sirhan.

[keving]

I agree, the National Enquirer actually reports. Others simply read the AP and take words out of context is guess rumors. Again at least NE does reporting.

[Fresh Wind]

This thread will be gone soon.

[Windflier]

The word is ‘breach’.

[arrogantsob]

Are you joining the “Assault” lie?

[blackdog]

Hillary used to just hit people with her limo, then just drive on.

[fireman15]

This thread will be gone soon.

Let's hope so; it has a misleading headline. I believe variations of the same headline were pulled several times yesterday.