Posted on 03/17/2016 6:50:09 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
Martha Minow, Dean of the Harvard Law School and National Director of the Association of Law School Deans, announced today the outsourcing of all Law Professor, Associate Law Professor, and Teaching Assistants positions at all of the Ivy League Universities, major West Coast Universities and major community colleges such as the University of Chicago Law School.
Ms. Minow stated the prime factor in the outsourcing was economics. Indian, Pakistani, or Indonesian teachers could be hired under the H1-B program at a fraction of the inflated costs of homegrown professors. Each H1-B teacher could replace up to 10 professors and assistants as they would be required to teach the normal 60 hours a week under their contracts. The money saved from this change could be used to raise the salaries of the Deans and their staffs and also to give more scholarships to the "under served" of society including the Faux Indian Tribe, Dreamers, the Jailhouse Lawyer Program, and foreigners such as Hamas and Hezbollah.
The ACLU has threatened Ms. Minow that it will challenge the change in court for two reasons: first, the outsourcing would constitute indentured servitude or slavery; and second, the professors are a "protected class" under the Americans with Disabilities Act under the sections covering the mentally, morally, ethically and intellectually challenged.
Ms. Loretta Lynch, the current Attorney General and SCOTUS pick of the future President Hillary Clinton, was visibly annoyed when informed of the ACLU threats at the All-U-Can-Eat Pork BBQ fund raiser for Hillary Clinton for President hosted by the Saul Alinsky Memorial Society and the Black Muslims of Chicago. The AG lumbered to the microphone at the impromptu news conference and smugly stated that the outsourcing was fully legal and permitted under the TPP. She also caustically inferred that the law professors themselves were partially responsible for their own demise as they had participated in the drafting of the TPP.
Josh Earnest, the White House Paid Liar, clawing for a piece of the limelight stated that the White House was in full agreement with the Attorney General on the issue. To help mitigate the effects of the outsourcing, the White House has directed that the Labor Department include the professors in the Foreign Trade Job Loss Program. Professors would be able to draw unemployment for up to two years and would be provided retraining in fields compatible with their knowledge, skills and abilities such as cosmetology, nurses aid, oil field step-n-fetchit, wind turbine lubrication, sanitation engineering, etc.
I’d just love it. And thanks for putting “satire” in the headline. If anyone deserves to be displaced, it’s our academic elitists.
This college bubble is about to break. These idiots are WAY over paid.
Why aren’t exhorbidant student loans dischargeable via bankrupty? Cuz the government said NO. And ya know what? Universities say Big Gummint is GREAT! They say it all the time.
Kids are impressionable, want to improve themselves, and then some arrive at Harvard, or $tanford, where the Gummint-loving educrat$ say, SURE!
A $130,000 degree in Poetry will TOTALLY expand your horizons...!
And they’ll say that cuz there is NO WAY AT ALL to get rid of that debt —the financial risk borne by the University is ZERO.
The profs will talk alll about how Companies are greedy and will turn you into a slave, and USE you.
But then what do THEY do?
They go and do exactly that.
The gummint takes care of the Universities, and the Universities indoctrinate the students about the joys of ever-expanding government.
And the students have NO job prospects and have NO legal way to get rid of their stupid debt.
For non-STEM degrees there should be NO such thing as federally-backed loans..
OR:
The student debt should be dischargeable via bankruptcy.
The student risk of such majors is INFINITE while the risk to lefty Universities is ZERO.
They say Sociology degrees are great?
Okay, then let them ACT that way..!
(btw I have zero student debt and never had any, I just know a SCAM when I see one, even if it wears a cap and gown)
This is a fantasy. H1Bs would never agree to work for as low a salary as the adjunct professors, who often get close to the minimum wage.
Don’t the colleges do this now?
They replace teachers with students while the teachers plots riots and anarchy.
Didn’t Harvard GA’s vote themselves a union?
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