I’d just love it. And thanks for putting “satire” in the headline. If anyone deserves to be displaced, it’s our academic elitists.
This college bubble is about to break. These idiots are WAY over paid.
Why aren’t exhorbidant student loans dischargeable via bankrupty? Cuz the government said NO. And ya know what? Universities say Big Gummint is GREAT! They say it all the time.
Kids are impressionable, want to improve themselves, and then some arrive at Harvard, or $tanford, where the Gummint-loving educrat$ say, SURE!
A $130,000 degree in Poetry will TOTALLY expand your horizons...!
And they’ll say that cuz there is NO WAY AT ALL to get rid of that debt —the financial risk borne by the University is ZERO.
The profs will talk alll about how Companies are greedy and will turn you into a slave, and USE you.
But then what do THEY do?
They go and do exactly that.
The gummint takes care of the Universities, and the Universities indoctrinate the students about the joys of ever-expanding government.
And the students have NO job prospects and have NO legal way to get rid of their stupid debt.
This is a fantasy. H1Bs would never agree to work for as low a salary as the adjunct professors, who often get close to the minimum wage.
Don’t the colleges do this now?
They replace teachers with students while the teachers plots riots and anarchy.
Didn’t Harvard GA’s vote themselves a union?