Posted on 03/06/2016 7:32:49 AM PST by Kaslin
What would happen if Donald Trump sat down with the Creator of the universe in a SoHo bistro?
The following statements attributed to Mr. Trump are not fabricated. The man truly uttered them. Those attributed to God are likewise genuine.
With whom do you agree?
Lattes are poured and chairs, scooted.
The discussion begins.
Trump: I am a really smart guy. Im intelligent. Some people would say Im very, very, very intelligent. I know what sells, and I know what people want.
God: [I] oppose the proud, but give grace to the humble. For everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, and he who humbles himself will be exalted (James 4:6 and Luke 14:11).
Trump: Nothing wrong with ego. Show me someone without an ego, and Ill show you a loser. Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest and you all know it!
God: Let not the wise man boast in his wisdom, let not the mighty man boast in his might, let not the rich man boast in his riches. When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with the humble is wisdom. But as it is, you boast in your arrogance; all such boasting is evil (Jeremiah 9:23, Proverbs 11:2, James 4:16).
Trump: If you dont tell people about your success, they probably wont know about it.
Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. Im really rich. Cash is king, and thats one of the beauties of the casino business. And while I cant honestly say I need an 80-foot living room, I do get a kick out of having one.
God: For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil (1 Timothy 6:10).
Trump: Fighting for the last penny is a very good philosophy to have. I have black guys counting my money. … I hate it. The only guys I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes all day. Who the fk knows? I mean, really, who knows how much the Japs will pay for Manhattan property these days?
God: Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God (Matthew 19:24).
The conversation moves on to Mr. Trumps boasting of his many adulterous affairs.
God: Why should you be intoxicated, my son, with a forbidden woman and embrace the bosom of an adulteress? (Proverbs 5:20)
Trump: Nice t-ts, no brains. A person who is very flat-chested is very hard to be a 10. Oftentimes when I was sleeping with one of the top women in the world, I would say to myself, thinking about me as a boy from Queens, Can you believe what I am getting?'
God: Likewise, husbands, live with your wives in an understanding way, showing honor to the woman as the weaker vessel, since they are heirs with you of the grace of life, so that your prayers may not be hindered (1 Peter 3:7).
Trump: [Women:] You have to treat em like s—t.
When a man leaves a woman, especially when it was perceived that he has left for a piece of a a good one! there are 50 percent of the population who will love the woman who was left.
If I get my name in the paper, if people pay attention, thats what matters. You know, it really doesnt matter what they write as long as youve got a young and beautiful piece of a.
Its all in the hunt, and once you get it, it loses some of its energy. I think competitive, successful men feel that way about women. Dont you agree? Really, dont you agree?
God: Let marriage be held in honor among all, and let the marriage bed be undefiled, for [I] will judge the sexually immoral and adulterous (Hebrews 13:4).
The discussion shifts to Mr. Trumps lifelong and, until of late, Democratic Party affiliation, Obamacare and his opposition to a ban on even partial-birth abortion.
God: Behold, children are a heritage from the LORD, the fruit of the womb a reward (Psalm 127:3).
Trump: No, I am pro-choice in every respect. Very pro-choice. I just believe in choice.
I identify more as a Democrat. It just seems that the economy does better under the Democrats than the Republicans. Hillarys a great friend of mine. Her husband is a great friend of mine. I think Hillary is going to take it, and I think Hillary is very, very capable. Hillarys always surrounded herself with very good people. I think Hillary would do a good job.
[Obama] is a strong guy who really knows what he wants, and this is what we need. What he has done is amazing.
Im a liberal on health care. I like universal health care. As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland.
God: Each one must give as he has decided in his heart, not reluctantly or under compulsion, for [I] love a cheerful giver. Let the thief no longer steal, but rather let him labor, doing honest work with his own hands, so that he may have something to share with anyone in need. If anyone is not willing to work, let him not eat (2 Corinthians 9:7; Ephesians 4:28 and 2 Thessalonians 3:10).
The meeting closes with a brief exchange on repentance and forgiveness.
Trump: For many years Ive said that if someone screws you, screw them back. When somebody hurts you, just go after them as viciously and as violently as you can.
God: But I say to you, Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you. But if you do not forgive others their trespasses, neither will your Father forgive your trespasses (Matthew 5:44, Matthew 6:15).
Trump: I dont like to have to ask for forgiveness. Why do I have to repent or ask for forgiveness, if I am not making mistakes?
God: If my people who are called by my name humble themselves, and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and heal their land (2 Chronicles 7:14).
Trump: Im going to make America great again.
God: Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall. Righteousness exalts a nation, but sin condemns any people. Good sense is a fountain of life to him who has it, but the instruction of fools is folly (Proverbs 16:18, 14:34 and 16:22).
And so, God, Mr. Trump and their respective followers part ways, agreeing, for now at least, to disagree. (Note: Trump quotes cited and consolidated here, here and here.)
Even Satan can quote the Bible.
CodeToad thinks it is
You do?
“Townhall is left-wing?”
The proof is in their articles. The anti-Trump hysteria is over the top lefty.
I dont consider people allied with the Gope to be conservative.
Cruz and Rubio constantly talk about representing foreigners instead of Americans, from desiring amnesty to bringing in more H-1B foreign tech workers to "international trade" that means ensuring more companies move out of the country.
Ted Cruz supports illegal alien amnesty.
TED CRUZ: U.S. Senate Judiciary Committee, Hearing, 5/21/13:
"And I'd like to make a final point to those advocacy groups that are very engaged in this issue and rightly concerned about addressing our immigration system and, in particular, about addressing the situation for the 11 million who are currently in the shadows. If this amendment is adopted to the current bill, the effect would be that those 11 million under this current bill would still be eligible for RPI status. They would still be eligible for legal status and indeed, under the terms of the bill, they would be eligible for LPR status as well so that they are out of the shadows, which the proponents of this bill repeatedly point to as their principal objective to provide a legal status for those who are here illegally to be out of the shadows. This amendment would allow that happen, but what it would do is remove the pathway to citizenship so that there are real consequences that respect the rule of law and that treat legal immigrants with the fairness and respect they deserve. And a second point to those advocacy groups that are so passionately engaged. In my view, if this committee rejects this amendment, and I think everyone here views it as quite likely this committee will choose to reject this amendment, in my view, that decision will make it much, much more likely that this entire bill will fail in the House of Representatives. I don't want immigration reform to fail. I want immigration reform to pass. And so I would urge people of good faith on both sides of the aisle, if the objective is to pass common sense immigration reform that secures the borders, that improves legal immigration, and AMNESTY: that allows those who are here illegally to come in out of the shadows.Then we should look for areas of bipartisan agreement and compromised to come together. And this amendment, I believe, if this amendment were to pass, the chances of this bill passing into law would increase dramatically."
Does this mean only Jesus can be President?
Go, God.
It was very funny.
And it contained actual Trump quotes.
That cannot be refuted.
That’s the problem with saying everything, especially today.
Everything you say can be found and held against you.
This was a dialogue using actual quotes from both God and the Donald.
This is assuming you believe the Bible is the word of God.
Judging by the complete and instantaneous full frontal vitriol spewed on you and the author by a raving pack of poo flinging howler monkeys I would say this article has left a mark.
By his words, you shall know him.
By his promises ... not so much.
What part of it is crap, Aunt B?
What Trump said or what God said.
It was an ouchie for Trump.
It was interesting mostly for the Trump quotes. All of them real.
The Bible verses selected were apt responses.
All the the versions of the Bible basically say the same thing, some in more modern words.
I’ve been in so many Bible classes over the years in which we all used different Bibles but all basically said the same thing in different words.
I would say ‘nice try,’ but it wasn’t.
Both sides could be sourced ... easily in fact.
Would you like that better?
It’s relevant in the sense that these are actual quotes from Donald Trump.
And actual verses in the Bible which kinda refute the Donald’s stand on things.
Why do I have the strangest feeling that you were never for Cruz???
Yes. It’s typical of the die hard Trump supporter to ignore the gist of the article.
The Bible quotes were not necessary but I thought they were pretty apt.
The main point was all the things Trump himself said and believed ... at least the day he said them.
But no Trumper here even mentioned the content of the quotes and what they thought about them.
No one.
They just criticized the person who posted the article and the author of the article and, by the way, I don’t like Cruz.
So why are Trumpers so afraid of Trump’s own words?
So Trump supporter, anybody, anybody, tell me which one of the Trump quotes you like or disagree with.
All candidates claim that.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.