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God Has Coffee With Donald Trump
Townhall.com ^ | March 6, 2016 | Matt Barber

Posted on 03/06/2016 7:32:49 AM PST by Kaslin

What would happen if Donald Trump sat down with the Creator of the universe in a SoHo bistro?

The following statements attributed to Mr. Trump are not fabricated. The man truly uttered them. Those attributed to God are likewise genuine.

With whom do you agree?

Lattes are poured and chairs, scooted.

The discussion begins.

Trump: “I am a really smart guy. I’m intelligent. Some people would say I’m very, very, very intelligent. I know what sells, and I know what people want.”

God: “[I] oppose the proud, but give grace to the humble. For everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, and he who humbles himself will be exalted” (James 4:6 and Luke 14:11).

Trump: “Nothing wrong with ego. Show me someone without an ego, and I’ll show you a loser. Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest – and you all know it!”

God: “Let not the wise man boast in his wisdom, let not the mighty man boast in his might, let not the rich man boast in his riches. When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with the humble is wisdom. But as it is, you boast in your arrogance; all such boasting is evil” (Jeremiah 9:23, Proverbs 11:2, James 4:16).

Trump: “If you don’t tell people about your success, they probably won’t know about it.”

“Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. I’m really rich. Cash is king, and that’s one of the beauties of the casino business. And while I can’t honestly say I need an 80-foot living room, I do get a kick out of having one.”

God: “For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil” (1 Timothy 6:10).

Trump: “Fighting for the last penny is a very good philosophy to have. I have black guys counting my money. … I hate it. The only guys I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes all day. Who the f–k knows? I mean, really, who knows how much the Japs will pay for Manhattan property these days?”

God: “Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God” (Matthew 19:24).

The conversation moves on to Mr. Trump’s boasting of his many adulterous affairs.

God: “Why should you be intoxicated, my son, with a forbidden woman and embrace the bosom of an adulteress?” (Proverbs 5:20)

Trump: “Nice t-ts, no brains. A person who is very flat-chested is very hard to be a 10. Oftentimes when I was sleeping with one of the top women in the world, I would say to myself, thinking about me as a boy from Queens, ‘Can you believe what I am getting?'”

God: “Likewise, husbands, live with your wives in an understanding way, showing honor to the woman as the weaker vessel, since they are heirs with you of the grace of life, so that your prayers may not be hindered” (1 Peter 3:7).

Trump: “[Women:] You have to treat ’em like s—t.”

“When a man leaves a woman, especially when it was perceived that he has left for a piece of a– – a good one! – there are 50 percent of the population who will love the woman who was left.”

“If I get my name in the paper, if people pay attention, that’s what matters. You know, it really doesn’t matter what they write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of a–.”

“It’s all in the hunt, and once you get it, it loses some of its energy. I think competitive, successful men feel that way about women. Don’t you agree? Really, don’t you agree?”

God: “Let marriage be held in honor among all, and let the marriage bed be undefiled, for [I] will judge the sexually immoral and adulterous” (Hebrews 13:4).

The discussion shifts to Mr. Trump’s lifelong and, until of late, Democratic Party affiliation, Obamacare and his opposition to a ban on even partial-birth abortion.

God: “Behold, children are a heritage from the LORD, the fruit of the womb a reward” (Psalm 127:3).

Trump: “No, I am pro-choice in every respect. Very pro-choice. I just believe in choice.”

“I identify more as a Democrat. It just seems that the economy does better under the Democrats than the Republicans. Hillary’s a great friend of mine. Her husband is a great friend of mine. I think Hillary is going to take it, and I think Hillary is very, very capable. Hillary’s always surrounded herself with very good people. I think Hillary would do a good job.”

“[Obama] is a strong guy who really knows what he wants, and this is what we need. What he has done is amazing.”

“I’m a liberal on health care. I like universal health care. As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland.”

God: “Each one must give as he has decided in his heart, not reluctantly or under compulsion, for [I] love a cheerful giver. Let the thief no longer steal, but rather let him labor, doing honest work with his own hands, so that he may have something to share with anyone in need. If anyone is not willing to work, let him not eat” (2 Corinthians 9:7; Ephesians 4:28 and 2 Thessalonians 3:10).

The meeting closes with a brief exchange on repentance and forgiveness.

Trump: “For many years I’ve said that if someone screws you, screw them back. When somebody hurts you, just go after them as viciously and as violently as you can.”

God: “But I say to you, Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you. But if you do not forgive others their trespasses, neither will your Father forgive your trespasses” (Matthew 5:44, Matthew 6:15).

Trump: “I don’t like to have to ask for forgiveness. Why do I have to repent or ask for forgiveness, if I am not making mistakes?”

God: “If my people who are called by my name humble themselves, and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and heal their land” (2 Chronicles 7:14).

Trump: “I’m going to make America great again.”

God: “Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall. Righteousness exalts a nation, but sin condemns any people. Good sense is a fountain of life to him who has it, but the instruction of fools is folly” (Proverbs 16:18, 14:34 and 16:22).

And so, God, Mr. Trump and their respective followers part ways, agreeing, for now at least, to disagree. (Note: Trump quotes cited and consolidated here, here and here.)


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To: Kaslin; All

Something to ponder:

Can we afford to have someone at the helm who cuts and runs when things don’t go their way?

With Trump, if he sees things aren’t going to be done according to his way - or things aren’t favorable to him, he grabs his marble bag and runs for home.

If a candidate can’t stand the heat, they should get out of the kitchen -

Cruz kept to his guns in Iowa on the ethanol subsidy question - even in the face of overwhelming opposition. Instead of backing down or cutting and running, he stood his ground and patiently explained his position - and he won the state. (Also, several times, he has hung tough on issues that effect or rights - and taken the fight all the way to the Supreme Court - and WON. The most important ones protected our gun rights - and another, honoring the Vets. He walks the walk._)

Trump sees he might not be fawned over, capitulated to, “obeyed”, cuts and runs - from debates, CPAC. etc...

What would he do if Vicente won’t ‘pay for the fence’? How many years of back and forth with stretch out before the first foot of fence is built?

Cruz’s position on the fence: Building the wall is Already a law - it just has never been enforced. He intends to enforce it - implement the law...instead of getting into a phony pis*ing war with the leader of another country - for toothless headlines.


101 posted on 03/06/2016 10:45:46 AM PST by maine-iac7 (A Christian is as a Christian does - "By their works...")
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102 posted on 03/06/2016 10:46:28 AM PST by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: Kenny
sooooo judgmental.

Discernment - 1. The act or process of exhibiting keen insight and good judgment.

I don't know if you are married (none of my business really), but when my wife goes to the park with our children certain scenarios may occur requiring good judgement.

First the wife scans the park to see where a safe place is to set up camp. I am a big ugly fellow (6'3" 240lbs). If my wife didn't know me odds are she would probable pick a location away from where I was set up and would choose the another location that she deemed safer. Perhaps next to another lady with her children. Is what my wife did being judgmental?

Yep, God gave her the discernment to choose what she deemed to be a safe place for her children. Others might call it other things like unsocial or even racist. But the point is judgment is not always the bad things this PC world makes it out to be.

103 posted on 03/06/2016 10:47:18 AM PST by LowOiL (Woe to you when all men speak well of you, for that is how their fathers treated the false prophets.)
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To: Kaslin

I don’t know why I clicked on this, but I guess the title caught my attention. The article is ridiculous to say the least. Our Heavenly Father judges no one until He calls them home. Did the author of the article ever think of that? God doesn’t judge you at all in this life, so why should we? No one can judge motives, intelligence, grace or salvation! No one!


104 posted on 03/06/2016 10:52:08 AM PST by Gerish (Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death.)
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To: Gerish
It's an op-ed and the author never said this would happen.
105 posted on 03/06/2016 11:01:20 AM PST by Kaslin (He needed theThe l ignorant to reelect him. He got them and now we have to pay the consequences)
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To: Kaslin; All

Well, here we are at 105 posts and yet NOT ONE trumper has refuted one of these DIRECT QUOTES of trump.

just, Alinsky-style, jumping up and down with insults....

FR used to be better than this...


106 posted on 03/06/2016 11:07:03 AM PST by maine-iac7 (A Christian is as a Christian does - "By their works...")
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To: Kaslin

Yep. :(


107 posted on 03/06/2016 11:09:43 AM PST by EveningStar (It's a cult.)
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To: LowOiL

Never mind, if you confuse human judgement with God’s judgement, I’m spinning my wheels here.


108 posted on 03/06/2016 11:12:25 AM PST by Kenny (RED)
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To: CodeToad; Kaslin

Townhall is left-wing?


109 posted on 03/06/2016 11:14:35 AM PST by EveningStar (It's a cult.)
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To: EveningStar

CodeToad thinks it is


110 posted on 03/06/2016 11:24:39 AM PST by Kaslin (He needed theThe l ignorant to reelect him. He got them and now we have to pay the consequences)
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To: Regulator; mazda77; The Sons of Liberty; rey
The Leftists believe in the Christian God, and refer to the Bible?

Townhall is now a Leftist site? Seek help.

111 posted on 03/06/2016 11:25:59 AM PST by EveningStar (It's a cult.)
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To: maine-iac7
The direct quotes are indeed real, and here they are

1. “… don’t let the brevity of these passages prevent you from savoring the profundity of the advice you are about to receive.” (How to Get Rich, 2004)

2. “I am a really smart guy.” (TIME, April 14, 2011)

3. “I’m intelligent. Some people would say I’m very, very, very intelligent.” (Fortune, April 3, 2000)

4. “I know what sells and I know what people want.” (Playboy, March 1990)

5. “I have a great relationship with the blacks. I’ve always had a great relationship with the blacks.” (Albany’s Talk 1300, April 14, 2011)

6. “I just have great respect for them, and you know they like me.” (CNN, July 23, 2015)

7. “A well-educated black has a tremendous advantage over a well-educated white in terms of the job market. … [I]f I were starting off today, I would love to be a well-educated black, because I believe they do have an actual advantage.” (NBC News, September 1989)

8. “Our great African American President hasn’t exactly had a positive impact on the thugs who are so happily and openly destroying Baltimore!” (Twitter, April 28, 2015)

9. “I have black guys counting my money. … I hate it. The only guys I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes all day.” (USA Today, May 20, 1991)

10. “The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.” (Twitter, Nov. 6, 2012)

11. “I know the Chinese. I’ve made a lot of money with the Chinese. I understand the Chinese mind.” (Xinhua, April 2011)

12. “I did very well with Chinese people. Very well. Believe me.” (TIME, April 14, 2011)

13. “Who the fuck knows? I mean, really, who knows how much the Japs will pay for Manhattan property these days?” (TIME, January 1989)

14. “The Mexican government forces many bad people into our country. Because they’re smart. They’re smarter than our leaders.” (NBC News, July 8, 2015)

15. “Jeb Bush will not be able to negotiate against Mexico. Jeb Bush with Mexico said, ‘People, come in,’ they come in, it’s an act of love, OK?” (Birch Run, Mich., Aug. 11, 2015)

16. “Jeb Bush has to like the Mexican Illegals because of his wife.” (Retweeted and then deleted on Twitter, July 4, 2015)

17. “I’ll win the Latino vote because I’ll create jobs. I’ll create jobs and the Latinos will have jobs they didn’t have.” (NBC News, July 8, 2015)

18. “I’m leading in the Hispanic vote, and I’m going to win the Hispanic vote. I’m also leading in the regular vote.” (Birch Run, Mich., Aug. 11, 2015)

19. “I don’t have a racist bone in my body.” (“Entertainment Tonight,” July 1, 2015)

20. “I cherish women. I want to help women. I’m going to be able to do things for women that no other candidate would be able to do … ” (CNN, Aug. 9, 2015)

21. “I will be so good to women.” (CNN, Aug. 10, 2015)

1) “(John McCain is) not a war hero…. He’s a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren’t captured.

2) "I get called by a guy that can't buy a pair of pants, I get called names?" – Trump’s comment about paralyzed commentator Charles Krauthammer

3) “How stupid are the people of Iowa?” after talking about a poll showing Ben Carson was beating him in Iowa

4) "I'm not sure I have ever asked God's forgiveness. I don't bring God into that picture....When I go to church and when I drink my little wine and have my little cracker, I guess that is a form of forgiveness. I do that as often as I can because I feel cleansed."

5) "I watched when the World Trade Center came tumbling down. And I watched in Jersey City, New Jersey, where thousands and thousands of people were cheering as that building was coming down. Thousands of people were cheering." – Trump overestimates the number of people cheering after 911 by thousands and stuck with it even though he knew what he said wasn’t true

6) "(Obama) doesn't have a birth certificate. He may have one, but there's something on that, maybe religion, maybe it says he is a Muslim. I don't know. Maybe he doesn't want that."

7) “An 'extremely credible source' has called my office and told me that @BarackObama's birth certificate is a fraud.”

8) “I am embracing the issue, and I’m proud of the issue. I think somebody has to embrace it because, frankly, the people that are – and I don’t like the name ‘birther,’ because I think it’s very unfair and I think it’s very derogatory to a lot of very good people that happen to think that there’s a possibility that this man was not born in this country, and by the way, if that were true, you know it’s very interesting, if that were true, it’d be the greatest scam in the history of this country.”

9)) "You know, when (Ben Carson) says he went after his mother and wanted to hit her in the head with a hammer. That bothers me. I mean, that's pretty bad. I'm not saying anything other than pathological is a very serious disease. And he said he's pathological, somebody said he has pathological disease. It's in the book that he's got a pathological temper. That's a big problem because you don't cure that. You don't cure these people. You don't cure a child molester. There's no cure for it. Pathological, there's no cure for that."

10) “Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president?! I mean, (Carly Fiorina’s) a woman, and I'm not supposed to say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?"

11) “You know, it really doesn’t matter what they write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.

12) "You could see there was blood coming out of (Megyn Kelly's) eyes, blood coming out of her whatever."

13) “Beautiful, famous, successful, married – I’ve had them all, secretly, the world’s biggest names, but unlike Geraldo I don’t talk about it.” – From Trump’s “Think Big and Kick Ass

14) “I don’t think Ivanka would do that [pose for Playboy], although she does have a very nice figure. I’ve said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her.”

15) "The other thing with the terrorists is you have to take out their families, when you get these terrorists, you have to take out their families."

16) “We’re losing a lot of people because of the Internet. We have to see Bill Gates and a lot of different people who really understand what’s happening and maybe, in some ways, closing that Internet up in some ways."

17) "The Canadian plan also helps Canadians live longer and healthier than America. … We need, as a nation, to reexamine the single-payer plan, as many individual states are doing." (2000)

18) “There’s many different ways (to fix health care), by the way. Everybody’s got to be covered. This is an un-Republican thing for me to say because a lot of times they say, ‘No, no, the lower 25 percent that can’t afford private.’ But...I am going to take care of everybody. I don’t care if it costs me votes or not. Everybody’s going to be taken care of much better than they’re taken care of now....the government’s gonna pay for it.” – Trump still supporting single payer, government-run healthcare in 2015

19) “I identify more as a Democrat.” – (2004)

20) "I think Bush is probably the worst President in the history of the United States." (2007)

21) “Bush was a disaster for the country as well as for the Republican Party. Then he asked me about Barack Obama. I told him that Barack will need to be a great president because we’re in serious trouble as a country. It hasn’t been this way since 1929. So he doesn’t have much choice—he will simply have to be great, which he has a very good chance of being. What he has done is amazing. The fact that he accomplished what he has—in one year and against great odds—is truly phenomenal.” (2009)

22) "(Michael Bloomberg is) a friend of mine. He's been an excellent mayor of New York City. He's a great guy and he means very well." (2013)

23) “I think pretty strongly that (Bill de Blasio will) end up being a good mayor, maybe a very good mayor and I don’t think he’s going to want to kill the golden goose. ...I think he’s a smart guy that knows what’s going on really big league and I think he is not going to want to destroy New York. I think he is going to want to make New York great.” (2013)

24) "(Hillary Clinton is) very talented, very smart. She's a friend of mine, so I'm a little prejudiced." (2007)

25) "I know Hillary and I think she’d make a great president or vice-president." – 2008

112 posted on 03/06/2016 11:35:23 AM PST by Kaslin (He needed theThe l ignorant to reelect him. He got them and now we have to pay the consequences)
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To: Whenifhow

Yes I do, however Trump does not think he has to ask God for forgiveness


113 posted on 03/06/2016 11:40:47 AM PST by Kaslin (He needed theThe l ignorant to reelect him. He got them and now we have to pay the consequences)
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To: Kaslin

I realize it is an op-ed, and as I said, a real crappy one!


114 posted on 03/06/2016 11:59:06 AM PST by Gerish (Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death.)
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To: Kaslin

Excellent! Great read for a Sunday! Thank you for posting!

Here’s a brief bio on Matt Barber from his own site:

MATT BARBER

Matt Barber is founder and editor-in-chief of BarbWire.com. He is an author, columnist, cultural analyst and an attorney concentrating in constitutional law. Having retired as an undefeated heavyweight professional boxer, Matt has taken his fight from the ring to the culture war. (Follow Matt on Twitter: @jmattbarber).

http://barbwire.com/author/mattbarber/


115 posted on 03/06/2016 12:00:38 PM PST by mlizzy (America needs no words from me to see how your decision in Roe/Wade has deformed a great nation. -MT)
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To: Oklahoma
Yeah I must have, especially with the admin moderator. It was not long long after I posted the op-ed in News/activism; were it really belongs, he put it in chat, that is without the topics "culture" elections, and editorial.

I posted a positive Trump article by Doug Giles titled: "If Trump Is So Awful, Why Are His Kids So Awesome?" in News/Actism,

http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3405769/posts?q=1&;page=1#1

Hardly a Trump supporter had a comment about it and that should tell you everything you need to know about them.

The same thing happened yesterday with an op-ed by John C. Goodman titled "Race Baiting, Polarization and the Attacks on Donald Trump" and none of the Trump bots showed up, which should tell you everything you want to know about them

http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3405424/posts

116 posted on 03/06/2016 12:16:46 PM PST by Kaslin (He needed theThe l ignorant to reelect him. He got them and now we have to pay the consequences)
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To: EveningStar
... Seek help.

My response remains the same - "YOU seek help - start by having someone read it to you, A-Hole!

"The Leftists believe in the Christian God, and refer to the Bible?

ONLY when it serves THEIR purposes and even then they are highly selective and more often than not, take things out of context or apply THEIR interpretations."

117 posted on 03/06/2016 12:21:51 PM PST by The Sons of Liberty (My Forefathers Would Be Shooting By Now!)
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To: Oklahoma

Yeah, I must have.


118 posted on 03/06/2016 12:23:47 PM PST by Kaslin (He needed theThe l ignorant to reelect him. He got them and now we have to pay the consequences)
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To: ameribbean expat
The writer was probably on drugs when he started his diatribe against Trump. He is shown below throwing his kitchen sink at Trump!


119 posted on 03/06/2016 12:35:39 PM PST by Grampa Dave (Become a monthly donor to Free Republic and eliminate Freepathons!)
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To: Oklahoma

Yeah especially to that noobie Donglalinger. That Dingalong tries to tell me that I can not post any articles that are in Townhall.com or Hotair. I got news for him


120 posted on 03/06/2016 12:38:50 PM PST by Kaslin (He needed theThe l ignorant to reelect him. He got them and now we have to pay the consequences)
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