[GOP Congress]

He ain't gonna last long.

[OldSmaj]

I have no use nor regard for a child molester.

May his descent into hell be soon.

[chris37]

So he’s a chomo that won’t stand up for himself in a federal prison?

Tick tock, Jared, tick tock.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Nope.

[Samwell Tarly]

Must be having too many foot-longs.

*RIMSHOT*

("Thank you ladies and gentlemen I'll be here all week...")

[ozzymandus]

Might as well eat, not a lot of children to molest in the pen.

[Vic S]

More cushion, the better the pushin'. He really f'd up. I almost feel sorry for him.

[bigbob]

Be sure to mention the Honey Buns!

[Snickering Hound]

Englewood is a low security prison, he should be fine. There are other sex offenders there because they have a treatment program for them.

Not a fun place to be by any means but there are much worse prisons.

[grey_whiskers]

Former Subway pitchman Jared Fogle binge eating in prison, already gained 30 pounds in three months

Yeah, well, more like *former* pitchman. I'm willing to bet he's more of a catcher now...

[Berosus]

Why is the article full of doubletalk?

[SamAdams76]

Processed foods are not good for you. All that added sugar, salt and artificial ingredients. It's no wonder this guy is gaining weight.

It's not cheap to eat well. Fresh produce, fish, whole-milk dairy (cheese, yogurt), eggs, raw nuts, dark chocolate, olive oil, berries, and grass-fed beef are not cheap and it's likely that prison food is not exactly obtained from Whole Foods.

Many prisoners get around this by doing thousands of pushups in their cell and lifting weights and such. But I don't think this Jared Fogle is the exercising type.

This could also be a self-defense mechanism. If you make yourself very obese, you are less of a target for sexual predators.

[lacrew]

He may just be trying to make himself less attractive to his cellmates.

[Cats Pajamas]

Luther: High school is a lot like prison: Bad food, high fences; the sex you want, you ain't gettin', the sex you gettin', you don't want. I've seen terrible things.

[jmaroneps37]

Because his MAN told him he like’em fat - hee hee hee.

[dfwgator]

Bet he’s been eating a lot of “foot longs.”