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Fun With Freepers
3/3/2016 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 03/03/2016 4:52:24 PM PST by Lazamataz

Tunehead54 wanted a physical call today.

So I called him.

I opened with, "Is this the person who goes by the screen name 'Tunehead54'?"

Tunehead54: "Yes it is."

Laz (in the most official voice I can muster): "Hello, this is Agent Broward from the United States Secret Service. How are you this evening?"

Tunehead54: "Um, okay I guess."

Laz: "I'll get right to the point. Our detail has a post that you posted, recently, that states 'Obama must be eliminated.'. This came to our attention last week. Do you own any firearms, sir?"

Tunehead54: "One or two, maybe."

Laz: "Ok. Well, we will need to dispatch a team to ascertain that you are not a felon- or a domestic-violence-misdemeanant in possession. Do you mind explaining what 'Obama must be eliminated' means?"

Tunehead54: (Sounding worried) "Well, what I meant is that Obama must leave office when his term expires on Jan. 20, next year."

Laz: (Breaks character) (laughs uproarously) "DUDE! IT'S LAZ! I was just f*****g with ya!! HHHHAHHAHHAAA"

Tunehead54: (forced laughter, secretly wishes he could wring my neck)

I am a very naughty bunny rabbit.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: lazisadick
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To: frankenMonkey
Pssst, Laz. Call 1-800-225-5324. It’ll be a real hoot!

Calling right now... WAIT HOLD ON, WHERE DID YOU SEND ME!!!!

21 posted on 03/03/2016 5:02:42 PM PST by Lazamataz (I'm an Islamophobe??? Well, good. When it comes to Islam, there's plenty to Phobe about.)
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To: Lazamataz

Yes, but five minutes after you hung up his phone rang again . . .


22 posted on 03/03/2016 5:02:48 PM PST by Pilgrim's Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx D)
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To: curdogmen

Naw, as I said upthread, we went on to have a great discuss.


23 posted on 03/03/2016 5:03:20 PM PST by Lazamataz (I'm an Islamophobe??? Well, good. When it comes to Islam, there's plenty to Phobe about.)
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To: Lazamataz
About 1 minute too long. If it had been shorter, it would have been funny; well, kinda. ;^)

But I probably would have looked at the caller ID and that would have blown your cover. LOL

24 posted on 03/03/2016 5:03:34 PM PST by nopardons
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To: Pilgrim's Progress
Yes, but five minutes after you hung up his phone rang again . . .

Hang on... a call is coming in... no ID except 'FEDERAL GOVERNMENT'... brb

25 posted on 03/03/2016 5:04:17 PM PST by Lazamataz (I'm an Islamophobe??? Well, good. When it comes to Islam, there's plenty to Phobe about.)
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To: grey_whiskers

Dugout Don isn’t worthy to polish the boots of General Patton. Yeah I’ll still vote for him, but just saying.


26 posted on 03/03/2016 5:04:21 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Lazamataz

Man... Somebody should Rick-roll the crap out of you Laz.


27 posted on 03/03/2016 5:05:24 PM PST by Bullish (Face it, insanity is just not presidential.)
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To: nopardons

Probably less than 180 seconds. As long as it took to recite what I posted.

But yeah, I probably suck. :)


28 posted on 03/03/2016 5:06:00 PM PST by Lazamataz (I'm an Islamophobe??? Well, good. When it comes to Islam, there's plenty to Phobe about.)
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To: Bullish

Was I a bad bad bad little bunny rabbit?


29 posted on 03/03/2016 5:06:31 PM PST by Lazamataz (I'm an Islamophobe??? Well, good. When it comes to Islam, there's plenty to Phobe about.)
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To: Larry Lucido

Patton knew when to keep his hat on too.


30 posted on 03/03/2016 5:06:39 PM PST by Fightin Whitey
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To: Lazamataz

He could have turned the tables on you. He could have put the phone down and shouted “They’re on us, quick rig the explosives and let’s get out of here!” and then made a booming sound. Then he could have laughed uproariously.


31 posted on 03/03/2016 5:06:47 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Fightin Whitey

Yep


32 posted on 03/03/2016 5:07:04 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Larry Lucido

Oh that would have been a GREAT turnaround!


33 posted on 03/03/2016 5:07:54 PM PST by Lazamataz (I'm an Islamophobe??? Well, good. When it comes to Islam, there's plenty to Phobe about.)
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To: Larry Lucido
Cut The Donald some slack. He's just a civilian, he's not Commander in Chief yet.

(Can you imagine what Patton would have done if he'd been President when we developed the atomic bomb? Bye bye Stalin!)

34 posted on 03/03/2016 5:08:02 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Lazamataz

Well I wouldn’t put it quite like that; Laz, but I hope that you never call me! :-)


35 posted on 03/03/2016 5:08:37 PM PST by nopardons
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To: Lazamataz

I need to buy you a beer one day!
LOL!


36 posted on 03/03/2016 5:09:19 PM PST by Roman_War_Criminal (NWO Elites want you "conservatives" to vote write in this year in the General Election)
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To: Lazamataz

Silly rabbit... Tricks are for kids :-)


37 posted on 03/03/2016 5:09:37 PM PST by Bullish (Face it, insanity is just not presidential.)
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To: grey_whiskers

Patton was the right man at the right time in the right circumstances. Many posters over here speculate that he would have been a terrible president but I can’t say one way or the other.


38 posted on 03/03/2016 5:09:38 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: nopardons

I think this is a one-time goof. If anyone arranges to speak with me, they will see this post and be waiting.

Probably with a damned good goof of their own.

“I am Sergeant Micheals from Otoona County Police. Do you know you are illegally impersonating a Federal Agent, which is a felony?”


39 posted on 03/03/2016 5:10:30 PM PST by Lazamataz (I'm an Islamophobe??? Well, good. When it comes to Islam, there's plenty to Phobe about.)
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To: Lazamataz

40 posted on 03/03/2016 5:10:32 PM PST by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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