Posted on 03/03/2016 4:52:24 PM PST by Lazamataz
Tunehead54 wanted a physical call today.
So I called him.
I opened with, "Is this the person who goes by the screen name 'Tunehead54'?"
Tunehead54: "Yes it is."
Laz (in the most official voice I can muster): "Hello, this is Agent Broward from the United States Secret Service. How are you this evening?"
Tunehead54: "Um, okay I guess."
Laz: "I'll get right to the point. Our detail has a post that you posted, recently, that states 'Obama must be eliminated.'. This came to our attention last week. Do you own any firearms, sir?"
Tunehead54: "One or two, maybe."
Laz: "Ok. Well, we will need to dispatch a team to ascertain that you are not a felon- or a domestic-violence-misdemeanant in possession. Do you mind explaining what 'Obama must be eliminated' means?"
Tunehead54: (Sounding worried) "Well, what I meant is that Obama must leave office when his term expires on Jan. 20, next year."
Laz: (Breaks character) (laughs uproarously) "DUDE! IT'S LAZ! I was just f*****g with ya!! HHHHAHHAHHAAA"
Tunehead54: (forced laughter, secretly wishes he could wring my neck)
I am a very naughty bunny rabbit.
Calling right now... WAIT HOLD ON, WHERE DID YOU SEND ME!!!!
Yes, but five minutes after you hung up his phone rang again . . .
Naw, as I said upthread, we went on to have a great discuss.
But I probably would have looked at the caller ID and that would have blown your cover. LOL
Hang on... a call is coming in... no ID except 'FEDERAL GOVERNMENT'... brb
Dugout Don isn’t worthy to polish the boots of General Patton. Yeah I’ll still vote for him, but just saying.
Man... Somebody should Rick-roll the crap out of you Laz.
Probably less than 180 seconds. As long as it took to recite what I posted.
But yeah, I probably suck. :)
Was I a bad bad bad little bunny rabbit?
Patton knew when to keep his hat on too.
He could have turned the tables on you. He could have put the phone down and shouted “They’re on us, quick rig the explosives and let’s get out of here!” and then made a booming sound. Then he could have laughed uproariously.
Yep
Oh that would have been a GREAT turnaround!
(Can you imagine what Patton would have done if he'd been President when we developed the atomic bomb? Bye bye Stalin!)
Well I wouldn’t put it quite like that; Laz, but I hope that you never call me! :-)
I need to buy you a beer one day!
LOL!
Silly rabbit... Tricks are for kids :-)
Patton was the right man at the right time in the right circumstances. Many posters over here speculate that he would have been a terrible president but I can’t say one way or the other.
I think this is a one-time goof. If anyone arranges to speak with me, they will see this post and be waiting.
Probably with a damned good goof of their own.
“I am Sergeant Micheals from Otoona County Police. Do you know you are illegally impersonating a Federal Agent, which is a felony?”
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