Well I wouldn’t put it quite like that; Laz, but I hope that you never call me! :-)
I think this is a one-time goof. If anyone arranges to speak with me, they will see this post and be waiting.
Probably with a damned good goof of their own.
“I am Sergeant Micheals from Otoona County Police. Do you know you are illegally impersonating a Federal Agent, which is a felony?”