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One Third of Florida Voters Think Ted Cruz Might Be the Zodiac Killer [satire]
The Hollywood Wrap ^ | February 26, 2016 @ 8:58 am | By Beatrice Verhoeven

Posted on 02/26/2016 12:41:55 PM PST by drewh

However, the majority of people are aware that Cruz would have been a toddler when the killings were happening in northern California

Thirty-eight percent of Florida voters actually think Ted Cruz might be the Zodiac Killer, a so-far unidentified serial killer who came to notoriety for a series of slayings in northern California in the late 1960s and early 1970s.

According to Public Policy Polling, 10 percent of voters in Florida say Cruz is the killer, whereas another 28 percent are not sure whether he is.

However, 62 percent of people realize that the 45-year-old Texas senator would have been a toddler if he indeed were the Zodiac Killer.

Also Read: Hollywood Stars for Ted Cruz (List)

Talk of Ted Cruz being the Zodiac Killer began in 2013. The Daily Dot traced back the origins of the meme to a tweet mentioning that one of Cruz’s speeches in that year began with, “This is the Zodiac Speaking.”

Memes of side-by-side photos of Cruz and the Zodiac Killer have surfaced on social media as well. Public Policy Polling, a left-leaning polling firm that is known to add amusing questions to the end of its polls, was asked to include the question by various Twitter users.

Also Read: Ted Cruz Asks Spokesman to Resign Over Inaccurate Rubio Comments (Video)

Last year, Public Policy Polling famously included a poll question about whether Republicans supported the bombing of fictional kingdom Agrabah from Disney’s animated movie “Aladdin.”


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: cruz; nobodylikested; satire; zodiac
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To: DaveyB

demonstrates is democrates

bad fingers


21 posted on 02/26/2016 12:59:59 PM PST by DaveyB (Live free or die!)
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To: drewh

LMAO!!!! Let me guess... Trump supporters, right?


22 posted on 02/26/2016 1:04:22 PM PST by ScottinVA (If you're not enraged...why?)
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To: drewh
Ridiculous!! This, however ....
According to the complaint, after a business meeting in January 1993, at his Mar-a-Lago estate in Palm Beach, Florida, Trump "forcibly prevented [Harth Houraney] from leaving and forcibly removed [her] to a bedroom," where he subjected her to his "unwanted sexual advances, which included touching of [her] private parts in an act constituting attempted 'rape.'" That same month, he allegedly assaulted her in his daughter's room:
"In his daughter's room" ??? Yuk!
"I saw him [Donald] recently, and he said I looked good," Harth said. "The allegations were twisted and embellished. Everything could be looked at in different way." However, when asked by the Guardian whether she stood by the allegations made in the lawsuit, Harth wrote, in a text message, "Yes."
http://gawker.com/report-woman-who-dropped-1997-sexual-assault-lawsuit-a-1761431501?utm_medium=sharefromsite&utm_source=Gawker_twitter
23 posted on 02/26/2016 1:05:18 PM PST by mlizzy (America needs no words from me to see how your decision in Roe/Wade has deformed a great nation. -MT)
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To: drewh

Has to be all the NYC retired that infested the state and turned it democrat. Florida should have built a wall.


24 posted on 02/26/2016 1:06:05 PM PST by doorgunner69
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To: drewh

The Walking Ted


25 posted on 02/26/2016 1:07:07 PM PST by McGruff (The Trump Train is coming down the tracks. Get onboard or get run over.)
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To: drewh

ROFL!

The conclusion is that voters have no idea who any other candidate is besides their party’s presented candidate.

100% of all liberals I’ve asked could not name a black Republican candidate in history, and the Republicans have had more than one.


26 posted on 02/26/2016 1:07:10 PM PST by CodeToad (Islam should be banned and treated as a criminal enterprise!)
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To: RummyChick
I laughed out loud at this. What a bunch of idiots

Yeah?

Guess what, honeybunch:

Their vote counts exactly the same as yours.

Scary, ain't it?

27 posted on 02/26/2016 1:07:28 PM PST by NorthMountain (A plague o' both your houses.)
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To: drewh

That’s about as good as: “Trump killed JFK”


28 posted on 02/26/2016 1:08:14 PM PST by ScottinVA (If you're not enraged...why?)
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To: drewh

Completely over the top, but Cruz does have the Creepy Factor.


29 posted on 02/26/2016 1:08:59 PM PST by PJBankard (I wouldn't let Obama or Hillary run my Dairy Queen - Wayne Allen Root)
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To: miss marmelstein

You seem obsessed with Cruz’s looks. “Face only a mother could love”, he reminds you of Uriah Heep - something you say you noticed years ago, he reminds you of George Grizzard etc.

Cruz must remind you of someone REAL bad from your childhood because ever since I noticed your harping on his looks, I started looking very hard for these qualities you say he has. It must truly be in the eye of the beholder because when I look at Cruz, I see a guy who is clean cut, neat and self confident.


30 posted on 02/26/2016 1:09:41 PM PST by Let's Roll (So much left-wing thought is playing with fire by those who don't even know fire is hot - Orwell)
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To: drewh

Cruz looks nothing like the police sketch of the actual Zodiac.

Unless it is reincarnation this is just stupid


31 posted on 02/26/2016 1:11:43 PM PST by Nifster (I see puppy dogs in the clouadsandb)
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To: stocksthatgoup

The mainstream media LOVES trump. Trump 1) brings the ratings and 2) keeps it in the house with progressivism.


32 posted on 02/26/2016 1:20:32 PM PST by sagar (3 way race; cranky populist - Trump/Sanders, establishment - Hillary/Roobio, conservative - Cruz!)
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To: drewh

Now that’s just silly. He isn’t old enough.


33 posted on 02/26/2016 1:20:41 PM PST by Lurkinanloomin (Know Islam, No peace - No Islam, Know Peace)
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To: drewh

Apparently the Moderators have taken the day off.


34 posted on 02/26/2016 1:21:21 PM PST by anymouse (God didn't write this sitcom we call life, he's just the critic.)
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To: drewh

More than 1/2 of the electorate is delusional and ignorant. And that’s just the Republicans. 100% of the Democrats fall into that category.


35 posted on 02/26/2016 1:21:53 PM PST by afraidfortherepublic
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To: miss marmelstein
Last I checked, this wasn't a beauty contest.

(But there were a lot of women who voted for Clinton because he was allegedly 'better looking'.)

rethinking the 19th...

36 posted on 02/26/2016 1:26:16 PM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: stocksthatgoup

I agree, that is the main point everyone misses. PPP never has questions like, “do you think hillary is in a relationship with huma


37 posted on 02/26/2016 1:27:39 PM PST by cport (How can political capital be spent on a bunch of ingrates)
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To: drewh

This is really silly and sophomoric. The abuse button has been hit.


38 posted on 02/26/2016 1:29:03 PM PST by eastforker (The only time you can be satisfied is when your all Trump.)
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To: PJBankard
Completely over the top, but Cruz does have the Creepy Factor.

Any kid who has played with a flashlight in the dark knows the right (or wrong) lighting angle can make anyone look creepy.

39 posted on 02/26/2016 1:29:49 PM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: Smokin' Joe

I wonder what the poll question was, and if they showed a picture with it?


40 posted on 02/26/2016 1:32:57 PM PST by PJBankard (I wouldn't let Obama or Hillary run my Dairy Queen - Wayne Allen Root)
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