[DogByte6RER]

Danger! ... Will Robinson ... Danger! Do Not Respond To That E-Mail Will Robinson! ... Danger!

[Opinionated Blowhard]

Tell him to land in the US. He’ll get Welfare, Food Stamps, public housing, Obamacare and a free smart phone.

[bubbacluck]

He may want to look into GoFundMe.

[txnativegop]

this is satire, right?

Are there really Americans stupid enough to believe this?

if so, this country is doomed.

[Dagnabitt]

Seems legit.

[Smokin' Joe]

Just tell him to do an EVA and push off toward the big blue thing down there. Gravity will take care of the rest.

[tanuki]

Dammit, why didn’t I get THIS one! Oh, wait...

[BenLurkin]

Nobody, but nobody should fall for this. Nobody.

[buwaya]

This one is rather good. Its worth a dollar for cleverness.
And its a very good premise for a movie.

[null and void]

Seems legit...

[SkyDancer]

I used to send fake Western Union money grams to those scammers. It was a riot reading their responses when they asked where there money was especially when I wrote back saying either they or their representative picked up the money already.

[Da Coyote]

Dorkbama the Muslim voters will believe it.

After all, they elected a humanoid slime mold.

[dhs12345]

One for scamorama!

[DariusBane]

Nigerians and parenthetical asides. Whats up with that? But hey I am in. 14 years by Oden’s beard is just too long.

[mountainlion]

Can you make change for Alpha Centauri money?

[Mark]

Donate to Hillary or this sure investment? Sorry, Hillary.

[equaviator]

Tell him to go take a f-ckin’ walk!

[KarlInOhio]

This sounds like a job for The Old Negro Space Program.

[SaveFerris]

OK, I’ve got my bank routing number, account number, SSN and mother’s maiden name ready.

Let’s bring this Nigerian astronaut home now!!!

[ETL]

For anyone warm hearted enough to assist this poor unfortunate stranded Nigerian astronaut, I’d just would like to say that I happen to have connections to folks within the Nigerian space program. So instead of sending your hard earned cash directly to them, I think it would be, er, better to send it to me instead and allow me to... forward it to my good trusted friends there. Because I would hate for you to lose your money to some unscrupulous character(s) along the way. Really.

[Billthedrill]

could be a scam

Have we really reached the point in human cynicism where this man's cry from the heart fails to reach ours? Are we really so jaded that we'll allow this poor victim of despair to rot, forgotten, abandoned?

Nay, I say! Twice nay, which would be "Nay, nay!" If you can't trust this poor soul, then send me the money and I'll see that it gets to him. All I'll need is a bank routing number and your SSN. Please! It's for the children. The children astronauts. The Nigerian children astronauts. The starving Nigerian children astronauts. Yeah, them.