Posted on 02/08/2016 7:03:04 AM PST by SeekAndFind
Hong Kong (CNN)If Donald Trump believes his victory is written in the stars, he may just be right.
With the Year of the Monkey and the New Hampshire primary upon us, CNN asked Hong Kong fortune teller Priscilla Lam to divine the fates of the candidates battling it out for the U.S. presidency.
A practitioner of feng shui, the ancient Chinese system of summoning good luck, she combined the art of face reading with analysis of the candidates' birthdays and current life cycles according to the Chinese Zodiac.
She says the new lunar year will fuel good fortune for "earth dog" Donald Trump, while also lighting a fire under Hillary Clinton.
Bernie Sanders' missing metal is a problem with older voters and the fighting elements of fire, and water might just leave Marco Rubio all wet. And don't ask about Ted Cruz's face reading.
Lam says she is "about 80%" confident in her predictions for the 2016 election. Those sound like pretty good odds
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The, “Earth Dog”, will win.
Ri-ight. What could possibly go wrong with that?
CNN, again!
I categorized this as Weird Stuff in the FR checkbox list.
It fits! (8^D)
I’m voting for PuppyBabyMonkey.
They just wanted to use the opportunity to equate Trump with a Monkey..
They would have done it with any Republican...
But what about phrenology? How can you tell who will win without analyzing the bump on their skills? Or horns in Hillary’s case.
Yep, I understood it to say that the Earth dog will win, and Shrillary will go down in flames.
Who will win, and who will spank the monkey?
Who will win, and who will spank the monkey?
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