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Email | 1/26/16 | unknown

Posted on 01/26/2016 12:43:21 PM PST by econjack

A biker on a Harley is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC, when he sees a little girl leaning into a lion's cage.

Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A reporter has watched the whole event. Addressing the Harley rider, he says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life."

The Harley rider replies, "Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right."

The reporter says, "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed . I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page. So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?"

The biker replies, "I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican."

The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:

" U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH!"

And that pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days.


TOPICS: Humor; Military/Veterans
KEYWORDS: bias; msm
It would be funnier if it wasn't true.
1 posted on 01/26/2016 12:43:21 PM PST by econjack
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To: econjack
:-)
2 posted on 01/26/2016 12:47:37 PM PST by Spunky
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To: econjack

When I was in college at UT Knoxville (1977-1983) the Journalism students and professors were liberal dip$hits. There is a lot of truth in the joke which makes it ironic.


3 posted on 01/26/2016 12:47:47 PM PST by vetvetdoug
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To: econjack
Should be 'That's what'd happen', not "That".
4 posted on 01/26/2016 12:48:06 PM PST by CivilWarBrewing (u)
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To: econjack

That’s great!


5 posted on 01/26/2016 12:58:49 PM PST by sauropod (I am His and He is mine.)
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To: econjack

Just sent to all my Marines. Thanks!


6 posted on 01/26/2016 1:01:13 PM PST by NEMDF
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To: econjack
It would be funnier if it wasn't true.

Here's a really true one.

Planned Parenthood cleared, but 2 indicted over videos

The PP Clinics who were illegally selling baby parts were absolved of all charges, and the protestors who EXPOSED the crime were convicted.

7 posted on 01/26/2016 1:05:41 PM PST by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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To: CivilWarBrewing

You’re right...


8 posted on 01/26/2016 1:05:50 PM PST by econjack (I'm not bossy...I just know what you should be doing.)
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To: UCANSEE2
The PP Clinics who were illegally selling baby parts were absolved of all charges, and the protestors who EXPOSED the crime were convicted.

Umm, no. They were not "convicted"

9 posted on 01/26/2016 1:28:41 PM PST by BlueMondaySkipper (Involuntarily subsidizing the parasite class since 1981)
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To: BlueMondaySkipper

Yet


10 posted on 01/26/2016 2:22:22 PM PST by Dan(9698)
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To: econjack

Great I just sent that to our family Harley Riders!


11 posted on 01/26/2016 3:29:11 PM PST by Grampa Dave (Trump has not been allowed by many posters on this site to change his views from 20 - 30 years ago.)
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To: econjack

Sounds like what happened to my grandchild. Neighbor’s dog went after her (she was 5 yo), and had her head gripped in his mouth.

Neighbor - across the street saw the attack - came running and sucker-punched the dog .. who let go and fell over unconscious.

The eerie thing .. the neighbor is a long-haul truck driver, and he is usually never home on that day of the week.

Guess it pays to pray over your grandchildren.


12 posted on 01/26/2016 5:34:35 PM PST by CyberAnt
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Yet

I've got $1 that says they won't be convicted. Are you hoping they will?

13 posted on 01/27/2016 5:53:59 AM PST by BlueMondaySkipper (Involuntarily subsidizing the parasite class since 1981)
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