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DUDE! You gotta have a DELOREAN, not a DODGE!......................

1 posted on 12/28/2015 7:15:38 AM PST by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger

87 MPH. Not good enough.


2 posted on 12/28/2015 7:16:46 AM PST by Jeff Chandler (I shot Schroedinger's cat with Chekhov's gun.)
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Couldn’t make the 88 mph threshold?


3 posted on 12/28/2015 7:17:03 AM PST by oh8eleven (RVN '67-'68)
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his car smashed through Advanced Tax Services and Pensacola Caskets

Oh, the irony. Even if you travel through time, you can't avoid death and taxes.

4 posted on 12/28/2015 7:17:16 AM PST by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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My guess is it didn’t work.


5 posted on 12/28/2015 7:17:27 AM PST by econjack (I'm not bossy...I just know what you should be doing.)
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I don’t think the flux capacitor was available on a Dodge that year.

The Back to the Future jokes write themselves.


6 posted on 12/28/2015 7:17:47 AM PST by rdl6989
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He thought he was in "Vanishing Point."


10 posted on 12/28/2015 7:20:26 AM PST by PLMerite (The Revolution...will not be kind.)
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11 posted on 12/28/2015 7:20:51 AM PST by TruthWillWin (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
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We are all time travelers. We just do it in a linear fashion, second by second.


12 posted on 12/28/2015 7:20:52 AM PST by Blood of Tyrants (There's a right to gay marriage in the Constitution but there is no right of an unborn baby to life.)
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GET SCOTT !!!!!


13 posted on 12/28/2015 7:20:57 AM PST by butlerweave
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No flux Cap installed.


17 posted on 12/28/2015 7:24:09 AM PST by bmwcyle (People who do not study history are destine to believe really ignorant statements.)
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To: Red Badger

He was, and is, traveling through time.


20 posted on 12/28/2015 7:26:15 AM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (If Hillary were held to the same standard as Dinesh D'Souza she'd be in prison for 1,000 years.)
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Death & Taxes -> Advanced Tax Services and P’Cola Caskets


23 posted on 12/28/2015 7:29:27 AM PST by HonkyTonkMan
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Here, hold muh LSD and watch this!


33 posted on 12/28/2015 7:44:09 AM PST by IronJack
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Idiot. Everybody knows it can only be done in a DeLorean.


35 posted on 12/28/2015 7:44:49 AM PST by moovova
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I am traveling through time RIGHT NOW!


36 posted on 12/28/2015 7:46:21 AM PST by Lazamataz (It has gotten to the point where any report from standard news outlets must be fact-checked.)
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Floriduh alurt!


37 posted on 12/28/2015 7:47:50 AM PST by a fool in paradise (The goal of Socialism is Communism. Marx and Lenin were in agreement on this.)
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So was he leaving our time or was he arriving from another time?


39 posted on 12/28/2015 7:51:23 AM PST by paint_your_wagon
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Man trying to 'travel through time' smashes car through two Florida businesses

Well, he was unsuccessful 'traveling through time', but there's a good chance he might DO TIME.

41 posted on 12/28/2015 8:01:39 AM PST by The Sons of Liberty (My Forefathers Would Be Shooting By Now!)
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He was also singing “time is on my side” as he tried time traveling.


45 posted on 12/28/2015 8:13:56 AM PST by Redcitizen
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DUDE! You gotta have a DELOREAN, not a DODGE!....

Maybe he was driving the Challenger because he was looking for the Vanishing Point.

I wonder....was his name Kowalski?

46 posted on 12/28/2015 8:15:54 AM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (Democracy is not freedom. Democracy is simply majoritarianism. It is incompatible with real freedom.)
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