Juniata College: Urinals Gone; Men Must Sit Down To Pee

http://www.artfuldilettante.com ^ | December 27, 2015 | Artful Dilettante

[TomGuy]

They will insist that toilets are on automatic timers and flush only once per hour — maybe.

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But that raises the question: why do they even have toilets? Why not tear them out too and return to the gender-neutral out-houses of yesteryear?

[Organic Panic]

If they take away the urinals how will all the feminists pee???

[alpo]

obozo’s Sec. Navy has ordered all new Navy carriers to be built without urinals. Effective Jul 11, 2012
This is not satire.

[Gay State Conservative]

Assuming they use unisex bathrooms (I didn’t read the whole thing),if I was a student or staff member there I’d leave the seat down and aim just as good as I can.

[Kickass Conservative]

How big are the Sails on those suckers?

[dfwgator]

Will men still have to leave the seat up?

[dead]

Kinda weak, as far as parody goes.

[2ndDivisionVet]

And I have miles to go before I sleep.

[tuffydoodle]

Oh ok. I thought it was a college for Mexicans.

[Albion Wilde]

I think this story is bogus. The campus has been installing waterless urinals as part of their environmental efforts.

[alpo]

Not sure, but o doesn’t want to intimidate the female crewmembers.

[Lazamataz]

"There is nothing more painful to a woman, even more than sexual assault, than the thought of a man standing to pee. It is repulsive and repugnant. No one should be allowed to stand to pee. It is an anatomically-endowed privilege. We will not stop until this odious practice is relegated to the trash cans of history."

Suck it, biotch.

[doug from upland]

UC Santa Barbara. Freshman. The first time I ever drank I got blitzed with a 6-pack of stout malt liquor. Seventh floor balcony of San Miguel Hall. You can guess what happened next.

[Kickass Conservative]

Ovomit is as intimidating as President Bush’s Scottie, unless you’re a Republican in Congress that is.

[MD Expat in PA]

It is satire. President Troha is neither androgenous nor transgender. He is a scholar and a fine person. The whole thing is fictional to poke fun at campus PC.

Yes, satire and completely made up. And I would also add that the real Juniata College is not exactly in the "rolling hills of south-central" Pennsylvania. I live in south central PA - York. Harrisburg and points south, east and west of Harribug; Dauphin, Cumberland, Adams, York, Lebanon, Berks and Lancaster, maybe even Perry counties are considered "south central". Junita and the State College area which is not far from Junita are considered "mid-state" or "central" PA and the natives of those areas are often referred to as Pensyltuckians" - LOL!

[Kickass Conservative]

Old English 800, the official drink of Projectile Vomiting.

[roadcat]

Can I ask a stupid question? If one has a long wanker, how does one sit without folding it into a pretzel to avoid getting it wet?

[Aut Pax Aut Bellum]

Sit on the tank and pee down into the bowl. While you are there, do a “upper decker”..

[tbpiper]

Fine as long has they make a rule that women aren’t hover.

[doorgunner69]

Chicks can learn to pee standing up.