Yes, satire and completely made up. And I would also add that the real Juniata College is not exactly in the "rolling hills of south-central" Pennsylvania. I live in south central PA - York. Harrisburg and points south, east and west of Harribug; Dauphin, Cumberland, Adams, York, Lebanon, Berks and Lancaster, maybe even Perry counties are considered "south central". Junita and the State College area which is not far from Junita are considered "mid-state" or "central" PA and the natives of those areas are often referred to as Pensyltuckians" - LOL!
Back in 1977 there was a satire about a bill in Congress to outlaw urination while standing, in the interest of promoting gender equality.
“Number one is all right but don’t stand for it!”
The bill’s sponsors Sen. Kennedy & McGovern introduced the bill while sitting down.
;^)