Can I ask a stupid question? If one has a long wanker, how does one sit without folding it into a pretzel to avoid getting it wet?
” If one has a long wanker, how does one sit without folding it into a pretzel to avoid getting it wet?”
Braggart sitting on a commode: Damn, this water’s cold.
Heard from the next adjoining stall: Yeah, and it’s deep too!