No, not all that valuable "research" !
:)
Posted on 12/10/2015 1:17:32 PM PST by ArGee
Raqqa, Syria
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the leader of the Islamic State in Iraq and the Levant, also known as ISIS, announced today that he would be disbanding all forces and returning all land to Syria and Iraq. The move was prompted by the ongoing Climate Conference in Paris.
"This is one thing we could not have anticipated," Mr. al-Baghdadi said in prepared remarks. "When we see the world coming together like this on such a dangerous subject as Global Climate Change, we realize that our Caliphate will never survive. It's only a matter of time before Climate Change is no more and the world's attention turns to us. At that point, we will have no chance. For the sake of the men, women, and children who have supported us, I can not continue a doomed campaign."
An emotional al-Baghdadi did not take any questions.
Sources close to al-Baghdadi who spoke on the condition of anonymity told us that it was becoming more and more difficult to recruit new fighters. "Even our existing people are extremely demoralized," one said. "The words of Donald Trump himself can not overcome our dispair."
According to their press release, surrender is total and immediate. Fighters are being paid and sent home by division. Any remaining money will be put into a fund to resettle Christians and Yazidis who have been displaced by the war.
"We thought the world was fragmented," one strategist was overheard saying to himself. "Who knew it could come together like this? This is a stinging rebuke."
So far there has been no comment from Damascus, Baghdad, Moscow, or Washington. One source inside the Kremlin said, "We are waiting to see if there will be any follow-up action. We want to make sure this is real before we decide on our next steps."
In the year 6161 ...
‘Night, Bob. We went to a friend’s 50th birthday party. There was wine and food, and various persons. Elen went, too - she is friends with their daughter. There were half a dozen or so teenagers.
*Rummage, Rummage, shuffle,*
*Clunk, Bang, Crash*
Morning! :)
No, not all that valuable "research" !
:)
‘Morning, Undeaders.
I’m a little on the slow and sluggish side. I was thinking of making some artisan bread today, but at the moment, I don’t feel like doing much of anything.
Why am I here? What am I doing awake? Is this thing on? *mumble-mumble...tin foil hat*
I’m running a little slow myself. I think I’ll have a shower.
I need to take the trash out again. I sorta cleaned out some cupboards yesterday and found a couple of rock-hard bags of brown sugar. I can’t even remember when I used it the last time, so it’s been there a while. If I buy any in the future, it will be in a small box, so I don’t waste so much.
There was a time when a bag of brown sugar would last about a month, but with no one to bake for, it’s stupid to have it around.
I will spend this day much like yesterday, but with less work. Haha. I’m still debating on the artisan bread. It’s pretty simple, but...do I want to make it? I would have to share it with someone, for sure.
Before granulated sugar there were sugar loaves. Guess they must have used a grater...
ohman! That is just RONG!! On sew many levels!!! LOL!
I would probably be better off to make my own brown sugar as I need it. That way, there would be less waste.
I have seen sugar cones, but not sugar loaves...
You do know that Bobbys have the tall helmet for similar reasons.....?
# reboot
:)
Wot? That bloke bloke being drummed out of the Guards to become a Peeler?
He will need a cranial height reduction,but it is a logical step.
Repeated applications of the truncheon should fix that in no time.
The new Pepper spray sorts the men from the boys, they’ve mixed it with CS gas.
It makes the US stuff look kiddy friendly.
Hahahaha! Good one, Moosie!
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