TC, you may need to hide this news item from Kathleen.
Posted on 12/10/2015 1:17:32 PM PST by ArGee
Raqqa, Syria
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the leader of the Islamic State in Iraq and the Levant, also known as ISIS, announced today that he would be disbanding all forces and returning all land to Syria and Iraq. The move was prompted by the ongoing Climate Conference in Paris.
"This is one thing we could not have anticipated," Mr. al-Baghdadi said in prepared remarks. "When we see the world coming together like this on such a dangerous subject as Global Climate Change, we realize that our Caliphate will never survive. It's only a matter of time before Climate Change is no more and the world's attention turns to us. At that point, we will have no chance. For the sake of the men, women, and children who have supported us, I can not continue a doomed campaign."
An emotional al-Baghdadi did not take any questions.
Sources close to al-Baghdadi who spoke on the condition of anonymity told us that it was becoming more and more difficult to recruit new fighters. "Even our existing people are extremely demoralized," one said. "The words of Donald Trump himself can not overcome our dispair."
According to their press release, surrender is total and immediate. Fighters are being paid and sent home by division. Any remaining money will be put into a fund to resettle Christians and Yazidis who have been displaced by the war.
"We thought the world was fragmented," one strategist was overheard saying to himself. "Who knew it could come together like this? This is a stinging rebuke."
So far there has been no comment from Damascus, Baghdad, Moscow, or Washington. One source inside the Kremlin said, "We are waiting to see if there will be any follow-up action. We want to make sure this is real before we decide on our next steps."
Wellmy computer died and I can’t get online so I’m using my Bieber like deviceand I have to make corrections by hand that’s pretty hard to do when you got big fingers and little phone I need somebody to please look up the phone number for Delland text me please I need to get this computer fixed I can’t get online at all
Text sent.
Good morning and happy Boxing Day ,TC.
The Kittie trap scored a beauty there!
Now that they’ve caught him, they’d better have a dead animal for him to eat.
TC, you may need to hide this news item from Kathleen.
Oh noes!
The dresses with net flounces are already in stock at the Walmart. She can buy a Hello Kitty dress with the money from her grandmother.
whew....one less thing to worry about.
;>)
If I were starting a tutu making business I’d name it ‘Desmond’...
LOL!
Glad to see it wasn’t a head injury nully.
Side airbags. (Which don’t deflate)
Kitteh Overlords first Death Star
The stylish Rebel helmet box with room for R2D2.
happy Boxing Day Moosie.and we did have snow in Las Vegas on Christmas Day,
I’m going to borrow a small computer tablet so I can download a program from Dell and then I can install it in my computer hopefully it will be done by this morning.
happy Boxing Day to you and everyone.
((( hugs)))
Happy boxing day, ‘Face.
So you had a white Christmas, lovely. :)
The Eu is keeping us connected to the bay of biscay at the moment, warm wind and rain, it’s a conspiracy I tell you!
Kittie’s first DeathStar.....what could possibly do wrong with that.?
“I am your overlord, submit or the dog gets it!”
LOL
Cute!
If it fits, I sits.
the borrowing of the tablet is not going to work because the tablet is in used by someone else so I am going to a neighbors house in about 5 minutes and download the program onto a CD.
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