(Curtsy)
Posted on 12/05/2015 4:10:33 AM PST by Lazamataz
MUSLIM: "We did this because our holy texts exhort us to to do it."DEMOCRAT: "No you didn't."
MUSLIM:"Wait, what? Yes we did..."
DEMOCRAT: "No, this has nothing to do with religion. You guys are just using religion as a front for social and geopolitical reasons."
MUSLIM: "WHAT!? Did you even read our official statement? We give explicit Quranic justification. This is jihad, a holy crusade against pagans, blasphemers, and disbelievers."
DEMOCRAT: "No, this is definitely not a Muslim thing. You guys are not true Muslims, and you defame a great religion by saying so."
MUSLIM: "Huh!? Who are you to tell us we're not true Muslims!? Islam is literally at the core of everything we do, and we have implemented the truest most literal and honest interpretation of its founding texts. It is our very reason for being."
DEMOCRAT: "Nope. We created you. We installed a social and economic system that alienates and disenfranchises you, and that's why you did this. We're sorry."
MUSLIM: "What? Why are you apologizing? We just slaughtered you mercilessly in the streets. We targeted unwitting civilians - disenfranchisement doesn't even enter into it!"
DEMOCRAT: "Easy access to guns is what drives your anger."
MUSLIM: "It's not the guns! We will knife you, hang you, burn you, run you over, and bombs are easy to create in our kitchens! We don't care about the guns! In fact, civilian might actually make it difficult for us!"
DEMOCRAT: "Obviously we need to ban all guns. We need to overturn the Second Amendment."
MUSLIM: "By Allah, you are a motherless tool! The weapon is not the issue! Our Holy Jihad against you is the only thing that is important!"
DEMOCRAT: "Climate Change is the reason you rage against us. We deserve it."
MUSLIM: "WHAT??!? What the hell does Climate Change have to do with this???"
DEMOCRAT: "Because of Climate Change, the oceans will rise by one-tenth of one inch, and that makes you furious...."
MUSLIM: (facepalms)
DEMOCRAT: "You see no future for your children because of Climate Change so you strap bombs on them and send them into shopping malls.
MUSLIM: "NO DAMMIT. It has NOTHING to do with Climate Change or Gun Control or ANYTHING like that! It is because we follow the teachings of the Prophet Mohammad, who tells us to put all unbelievers to the sword! We are commanded by Allah to kill you all!"
DEMOCRAT: "This is all caused by the fact we bullied gays and transgenders in our past. If we hadn't been so mean, and accepted Bruce Jenner for the amazing woman he was all those years, you would not be trying to kill us. Please forgive us."
MUSLIM: "ARE YOU INSANE??? We kill gays the moment we find them! We hang them by their necks any chance we can! Islam hates homosexuality!"
DEMOCRAT: "Listen, it's our fault. We resisted resettling you in our country. We should have given you more welfare and food stamps. We don't blame you for feeling unwelcome and lashing out."
MUSLIM: "Seriously, stop taking credit for this! We worked really hard to pull this off, and we're not going to let you take it away from us."
DEMOCRAT: "No, we nourished your extremism. We accept full blame."
MUSLIM: "OMG, how many people do we have to kill around here to finally get our message across?""
DEMOCRAT: "Gun control will fix this."
nicely done
That’s not the terrorists. That’s supposedly Farooq’ s brother and sister-in-law.
ISLAM IS THE WORLDS BIGGEST HATE GROUP !
You know, Mohammed chopped up and slaughtered thousands of people, thusly distorting and defaming a great religion. He was not a true muslim.
Nor were the hordes who chopped their way across North Africa, and South Asia, through Spain and all the way to the edge of Vienna, they were not true muslims either.
They likewise distort and defame a great religion.
ISIS and Al Qaeda, and Boko Haram, and all the billions of people across the world and up and down the streets of America who support them, they aren’t true muslims either. They think they are, but they are not.
So, since these people are all heretics, who dishonor a great and noble religion, can we please stop feeling guilty about fighting back? Can we please all agree to keep them the heck out of our country?
Dressed to kill.
This is really excellent.
My only problem is that 25 years ago I would have had a really good laugh.
Now, I have to fight back a tear.
Nicely done bump.
She must have powdered the anal wart on her nose
(Curtsy)
damn I thought I had already stooped that low. Now I find I have to respond to the shameless begging. Put me down, not like a dog, on the ping list please.
We need some talented Freepers to make a You-Tube video.
If there were such a thing, I would nominate you and the individual who wrote the original comment, for inclusion in the Comments Hall of Fame. I have copied the comment and expect to use it numerous times in the future.
You might be a gentleman and a scholar.
Well, if they are trying to have intelligent conversations with Liberals, that’s purt’near enough to make them want to blow themselves up, right there.
Now, this unidentified person has my eternal gratitude, because they coined an idea, that I will run with. I will be writing a whole series of "Sensible Conversations With A Democrat(c)". Watch this space.
That is NOT her. It is the brotherinlaw and his wife.
Still, some of 'em should get double bagged.
Is this the actual perp and Mrs. perp in happier times?
Well done Laz. Very well done.
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