NFL Week 9 Live Thread

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[Bender2]

WEEK 9

Nov. 5

Cleveland Browns at Cincinnati Bengals 8:25

Nov. 8

Miami Dolphins at Buffalo Bills 1

Green Bay Packers at Carolina Panthers 1

St. Louis Rams at Minnesota Vikings 1

Washington Redskins at New England Patriots 1

Tennessee Titans at New Orleans Saints 1

Jacksonville Jaguars at New York Jets 1

Oakland Raiders at Pittsburgh Steelers 1

Atlanta Falcons at San Francisco 49ers 4:05

New York Giants at Tampa Bay Buccaneers 4:05

Denver Broncos at Indianapolis Colts 4:25

Philadelphia Eagles at Dallas Cowboys* 8:30

Nov. 9

Chicago Bears at San Diego Chargers 8:30

Byes: Arizona, Baltimore, Detroit, Houston, Kansas City, Seattle

[Bender2]

Gadzooks! Can it be Week 9 with my Boys... on a five game streak without a win?

Well, my shrink... is being sketchy about it--

Well, Thursday Night on NFC Channel Only finds the Battle for Ohio going to TCU North even if Johnny has a belt or two--

Regular Sunday action finds Buffalo in the chips and the Phins the main course--

Relax, big-- Your Packer Wackers will get back to winning even with Cam on a roll--

I see the Viqueens having Ewe Stew--

Gadzooks, big-- Your Pattycakes get a semi-bye aginst the Deadskins--

Do not see Allegar's Old Earlers beating the Brees Express--

Jets, yes-- Jagoffs, no--

Sorry, Seven-- Big Ben pulls his pants up for a win over your Waiders--

Vick's Old Dogs clean the 9ers' clock--

Manning Lite doesn't throw 6 TDS, but he throws enough to beat the Pie-Rates--

Manning Heavy has a Colt Barbecue

Monday Night Feetball had De Bolts beating Da Bears--

In the Lesbo, Gay and Bi-Box are Arid Zona, Crab City, De Loinchops, Allegra's Texicans, my Old Dallas Texans and the Seahags--

Finally, call me a fool for love... but I think my Boys get a win over the Iggles--

[Bender2]

Get your picks in now... or I'm charging y'all double this week!

[StoneWall Brigade]

Go Cowboys!

[OttawaFreeper]

Oh my, no Sunday comedy on this week with the Lions being off (I remember checking the London game on Sunday morning and it was already 31-3 for the Chiefs).

[Bender2]

Re: Oh my, no Sunday comedy on this week with the Lions being off

As Edmund Kean said, "Dying is easy... Comedy is hard--

And with De Loinchops on the sidelines... damn near impossible!

[Artie]

Pick of the week. Peyton returns to his old haunts and has a career day. Jimmy Irsay will hang his head in shame.

[teeman8r]

Yes! My ravens don’t lose this week! Sweeeeeet!

[teeman8r]

WEEK 9

Cincinnati Bengals
Buffalo Bills
Carolina Panthers
St. Louis Rams
New England Patriots
New Orleans Saints
New York Jets
Pittsburgh Steelers
Atlanta Falcons
New York Giants
Denver Broncos
Dallas Cowboys
Chicago

[GreenLanternCorps]

WHO DEY!

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Cincinnati Bengals
Buffalo Bills
Carolina Panthers
Minnesota Vikings
New England Patriots
New Orleans Saints
New York Jets
Pittsburgh Steelers
Atlanta Falcons
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Denver Broncos
Philadelphia Eagles
San Diego Chargers

Byes: Arizona, Baltimore, Detroit, Houston, Kansas City, Seattle

Finally. Now Caldwell can watch the Patriots game and see how it’s done!

[biff]

Fresh off the wires: the Dallas Cowboys have drafted the youngest quarterback ever in the NFL. We have learned a star quarterback for the Funntown Junior High School has signed a 5 year deal with the Cowboys with a no cut clause. The 14 year old 8th grader has led his team to the district championship for the second year in a row with a 21 and 1 record and 15 touchdowns rushing along with 35 touchdowns passing.

Drafted by team owner Jerry Jones, the boy is expected to lead the Boys to the super bowl by 2025, commemorating the song by Zager and Evans. The new quarterback is expected to start practice with the Boys any day now.

[big'ol_freeper]

Week 9...Hope you're kinder than week 8. Here's who'll win:

[darkangel82]

2 firings this week already: Norm Chow out in Hawaii, Ken Whisenhunt fired by TN. I predict the stripey pants will beat the team formerly called the Browns. Rest of picks to come later.

[Bender2]

WEEK 9 PICKS SO FAR

Nov. 5

Cleveland Browns at Cincinnati Bengals...............

Nov. 8

...Miami Dolphins at Buffalo Bills.........

......Green Bay Packers at Carolina Panthers......

...St. Louis Rams at Minnesota Vikings.........

Washington Redskins at New England Patriots............

Tennessee Titans at New Orleans Saints............

Jacksonville Jaguars at New York Jets............

Oakland Raiders at Pittsburgh Steelers............

............Atlanta Falcons at San Francisco 49ers

.........New York Giants at Tampa Bay Buccaneers...

............Denver Broncos at Indianapolis Colts

......Philadelphia Eagles at Dallas Cowboys......

Nov. 9

...Chicago Bears at San Diego Chargers.........

[SevenofNine]

Sorry Bender I picking my future LA Raiders
Cowpokes going lose

Sorry cousin your 49ers are going down LOL!

[SevenofNine]

Deadskins gon win this game

I picking Bengals aka Bo Bo Kitty LOL!

[Pilgrim's Progress]

At least the Lyin’s can’t lose.

[big'ol_freeper]

Patriots trying to save some teams time:

[GOPsterinMA]

That’s excellent BOF!!!

[Impy]

Where’s the box for sexual assault? The Bears secondary wants to file charges for last year’s game.