SCARLETT JOHANSSON READS THE BIBLE IN PORN VOICE

Breitbart ^ | Oct 28, 2015 | Kipp Jones

[bkopto]

Using an erotic, pornographic tone, Hollywood leading lady Scarlett Johansson reads verses from the Holy Bible on a new comedy album, in order to mock “misogynistic” quotes within the Book of Deuteronomy.

Former Saturday Night Live writer and occasional performer Mike O’Brien recruited the A-list star to voice a “Sexy Bible” track on his upcoming comedy album, Tasty Radio.

[LMAO]

My guess is she wouldn’t do this with the Koran

[chrisser]

I’m confident the “Sexy Koran” is next on their agenda...

[SkyDancer]

And now we know why.

[dp0622]

ah, she’s a 2 cent tramp anyway. and far from America’s prettiest woman.

i think i’ll go tweet now suggesting she do that to the koran

[all the best]

Didn’t have to call on acting talent to do the “porn voice”.

[backwoods-engineer]

Laff it up, Scarlett. You’ll have to explain this to the Supreme Judge of the World someday, and he won’t be as accommodating as your lovers and the adoring media.

[Darksheare]

I know, she should read Aisha’s recollections of her marriage to Mad Mo in a sexy voice.

[Made In The USA]

Her family must be so proud....

[IronJack]

Wow! What courage! To insult Christianity. There's something that's never been done by anyone in Hollywood in ... oh, the last 15 minutes or so.

How original! How daring!

[freedumb2003]

She will learn in the bye and bye that God will not be mocked.

[Mastador1]

My guess is she wouldn’t do this with the Koran

Nothing to lose ones head over, eh? No these morons only have the courage to mock safe religions, never the so called religion of peace.

[boycott]

She’s so trashy and classless.

[LMAO]

So why is that Pic of a young Christopher Walken next to her?

[CMB_polarization]

Yes, do that with the Koran on the streets of Mecca. There’d be nothing left but a red smear.

[LMAO]

You said...
“She’s so trashy and classless.”

Her career must be on the decline.

I don’t even get upset by this stuff. In fact I find it comical how they think theyre being brave and edgy

[MUDDOG]

Scarlett Johansson

Hot tramp, I love you so.

[SkyDancer]

He’s in drag. It’s implying that Johanssen is actually Walken in drag. It came from another article someone sent.

[Salvavida]

It’s all fun and games until you appear before a the throne of the Great I AM.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

Isn’t she the one that put her job on the line in order to support the Jewish company Sodastream?

I guess it depends on the highest bidder for her services.