Posted on 10/12/2015 5:25:11 PM PDT by nickcarraway
A TERRIFIED man set himself on fire after claiming he came face-to-face with a Yeti – who told him he would die soon.
The disturbed man was so scared by the "meeting" that he doused himself in petrol and set himself alight.
The incident happened in the village of Malyy Manok, in the Republic of Khakassia, in south-central Russia.
He said he came face to face with the mythical creature – also known as the Abominbal Snowman – in the Taiga forest.
The man died from his injuries.
Yetis are claimed to be large, ape-like beasts living in the Himalayan region of Nepal and Tibet.
For years people people have been searching for the Yeti and Bigfoot – another legendary monster.
Earlier this year a hairy beast was captured disappearing behind a set of trees in a remote area of Russia.
Big came hunters found a huge stash of cannabis plants worth £4.5million as they went searching for the elusive creature in Oregon, US.
What’s he been smokin’.
Lots of vodka?
Sounds like “white fever”- Belaya Garachka
A Russian saying for when you drink enough crappy moonshine that you start hallucinating and feel like you’re on fire
So the yeti was right.
No Yeti has steered me wrong yet.
So the chimerical Yeti was correct?
Always get your affairs in order when a Yeti tells you of your demise.
If a hairy 7-foot Yeti tells you you’re going to die soon, believe him.
Self fulfilling prophecy.
“There’s an old story. The way the Apaches tell it… …a man was riding in the desert and came across a vulture… …the kind they call turkey buzzards in Arizona, sittin’ on a rock.
“Hey”, the man says, “how come you old turkey buzzard’s sittin’ here? “I saw you flying over Hadleyberg, and I didn’t want to meet up with you… “…so I turned around and come this way”.
Old turkey buzzard says: “That’s funny, I was only passing through that town. “I was really coming over here to wait for you”.” -Mackenna’s Gold
Well, you gotta give a few points to the Yeti for calling that one.
Shiks-appeal is a myth, like the Yeti, or his North. American cousin, the Sasquatch.
And Yeti did....
The shiksa is a myth, like the Yeti, or his North American cousin, the Sasquatch.
:-)
'Yeti says you're going to die.'
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