Or this (but only if I am thinking of nerdy things) 
"Mine's BIGGER"
Posted on 10/02/2015 2:51:38 PM PDT by EveningStar
When you think "family heirloom," it's natural to think of Grandpa's pocket watch or Grandma's engagement ring, but what about Uncle Jim's Bugs Bunny tattoo?
Sure, it was once on ole-Jim's calf, but now it can be framed, mounted and proudly displayed above your fireplace, for when you remember him on Christmas Eve.
NAPSA -- the National Association for the Preservation of Skin Art -- launched earlier this month with the aim of helping you pass down your tattoos to your kids, grandkids, and loved ones. It's no longer a morbid dream. You can have your tattoos removed, preserved and turned into fine art.
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Sick and getting sicker.
I wanna leave my schlong. Have it stuffed and mounted.
Or this (but only if I am thinking of nerdy things)
"Mine's BIGGER"
Nazis did this...made lampshades out of human skin. Tattoos were particularly desirable as I understand it.
Lampshades.
Two Seconds.
Since the far left in WWII Germany skinned people for their tattoos this kind of makes my skin crawl.
Been there, done that.
Nazis, GI Tattoo lampshades.
I went to have a full scale ruler tattooed to my member. Guy gave me a 75% discount.
Why just the tattoo? We have grandma stuffed and sitting in her favorite rocker. Creeped me out as a kid - but now makes a great conversation piece. And Halloween ......!
Am I too laste to make a joke about minatures? ;)
I knew a guy with a bee tattooed on the tip. No joke. We used to frink in bars free with the money he’d win on bets.
A good taxidermist can stuff and mount your whole carcass, tattoos and all, for your family to enjoy for years to come.
I bet the he was able to use it to get a ‘bee-j”
He used to say that when he got...well you know...it turned into a wasp ...bigger ‘stinger’ ;)
And yea, he said he was passed out drunk when he got it done.
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