Posted on 09/09/2015 4:03:12 PM PDT by nickcarraway
So wanna see this guy in a Speed Date situation.
I he married?
Can I use the term “Nose blind” to describe this guy?
Date? He is probably still living at home with his mother.
I’m betting the guy is single.
Ha! Or in his mother’s home. She probably moved to Motel 6.
I’m thinking he could give Debbie blabbermouth Schultz a run for her money for worst mayonnaise hair of 2015
Why does he need to spray on bacteria? If the crud does not bathe, he has plenty crawling all over him already!
My grandfather thought bathing made people weak.
Gramps was very strong, especially this time of the year.
I have one luxury in life my wife buys me Caswell ell Massey soap called Newport it is heavenly shower even when I don’t need it
I have not taken a shower in over 12 years, Dave Whitlock said.
Now, there may be some merits to his ideas about “good bacteria”, but this is taking things too far. Even animals bathe themselves with some kind of regularity...
Not to mention, in the U.S., since we use toilet paper, not bathing is really not an option unless you like the not-so-good bacteria that come with fecal matter setting up a colony in your nether regions!
His nickname is “Stinky”.
No offense, but I don’t think his butthole is going to be very sweet smelling without a daily washing somehow...
How much you want to bet this guy will be one of the first in line to get the new iPencil...
Now he’s famous, or infamous, for being unwashed and unashamed.
“His nickname is Stinky.
There’s a nickname that will cling to ya.
Interesting...
I remember playing ‘mud ball’ when I was a kid- it was the best time ever AND i remember i always felt great after.
The idea was to go out to play tackle football in the rain in the muddiest place we could find and try on purpose to get tackled in the mud.
He must be from France.
I think he and Sheryl Crow should get married. They’d deserve each other.
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