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Obama's Fish Tale: Spawned On By A Salmon
NPR ^
| 9.3.2015
| Brakkton Booker
Posted on 09/03/2015 9:08:01 PM PDT by W.
It was supposed to be a routine photo op.
During a historic trip to Alaska intended to call attention to climate change, President Obama got a bit of a surprise while at a fishing village at Kanakanak Beach. He was holding up a caught fish for the cameras when the salmon spawned on his shoes.
It all started off so innocently. A local fisherwoman retrieved the salmon from a net in shallow water and handed it over to the leader of the free world. As soon as the president had the fish firmly in his grasp, nature took its course.
"Uh-oh, uh-oh," Obama exclaimed. "What happened there?"
TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Outdoors; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: douchepayback; haha; karma; loser; salmon
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To: Tennessee Nana; All
What is it with this guy, hmmm? Flys, bees, SPAWN .....
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posted on
09/03/2015 10:43:12 PM PDT
by
IwaCornDogs
("There Will Be Bamboozeling" ~ Nobama 08')
To: W.
Time for milt and crackers!
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posted on
09/03/2015 10:53:54 PM PDT
by
Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
(Don't touch that thing Don't let anybody touch that thing!I'm a Doctor and I won't touch that thing!)
To: IwaCornDogs
That looks far more like MILT (fish sperm) to me than ova. Salmon roe is pink. So he got jacked on. Ha!
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posted on
09/03/2015 11:44:47 PM PDT
by
EinNYC
To: EinNYC
I’ll take your word on it, hahahaha
Even better!
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posted on
09/04/2015 12:22:03 AM PDT
by
IwaCornDogs
("There Will Be Bamboozeling" ~ Nobama 08')
To: W.
"Uh-oh, uh-oh," Obama exclaimed. "What happened there?"C'mon, butt-boy, that's not the first fag fish you've handled....
To: IwaCornDogs
Looks like it might be a male “dog” salmon to me!
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posted on
09/04/2015 3:48:50 AM PDT
by
Forty-Niner
(The barely bare berry bear formally known as Ursus Arctos Horribilis.)
To: W.
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posted on
09/04/2015 4:21:13 AM PDT
by
762X51
To: W.
It didn't bother hussein, he just sighed and lit a cigarette
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posted on
09/04/2015 5:16:35 AM PDT
by
Kakaze
(I want The Republic back !)
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