[Drango]

How rude not to address me as I self identify.

[spel_grammer_an_punct_polise]

Ha! Another “UNNNGGGGGG” thread! ROFL

[a fool in paradise]

[MIchaelTArchangel]

Something must be in the lack of water in California: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Norton

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

Why isn’t this in Breaking News?

Have you seen my tag line?

[jimpick]

I dont recognize the British crown. I am irken one of the all mighty tallest.

Now I must have snacks.

[FredZarguna]

I identify as Napoleon, some days I identify as God.

So glad we have computers in the ward now.

[Blue Jays]

Thank you for sharing Sir Drango and Lady Drango.

[doc1019]

So sorry, shant happen again.

[Tuscaloosa Goldfinch]

I identify as tall, blonde, skinny and 25.

[dp0622]

nice to have British royalty on the board :) you left out “empowerment” “white privilege” and “transphobic”. It’s the liberal bingo game.

[golux]

Are you quite sure, your highness, that this particular cabal of frustrated radical patriots is one in which you should come out as a colonial monarch? ...Just because some watery tart threw a sword at you?

[South40]

[Fungi]

I "self identify: as this:. Put that in your pipe an snike it.

[ThomasThomas]

For some reason I have always pictured you a newer model pickup truck in a Cars sequel.

[BenLurkin]

Oh, excellent.

Can you fix me up with your sister?

[Talisker]

I self identify as British royalty.

Why, are you German?

[LT Brass Bancroft]

Not only am I trans-racial, I’m also trans-generational. I’m really a 1st Century Roman centurion. My real name is Biggus Dickus.

[nickcarraway]

In that case: Stop taxing my tea! Go home to England!

[xrmusn]

The LIBS have finally showed me how to work the system. It only took 75 years to ‘figure it out’.

When they hand you the check, just say “I already paid”. Rather than go through 200 million examples I will just say add the first ‘thought’ and end it with.

“So, in my mind I have already paid you and due to certain decisions in the Courts (Civil and Popular Opinion) as long as I sincerely think I paid, I must have paid and what gives YOU the right to question my actions”?

Thank you.

[Charles Henrickson]

I self-identify as George Washington. And I think you’ve been macro-aggressing us, and we’ve had just about enough of it.