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LADIES - Learn The RULES!!!!!! (A FR Classic)
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Posted on 03/22/2015 5:14:04 PM PDT by PROCON
I was looking through some real old FReeper threads and found one that has been repeated a few times over the years but might be fun again to post on a Sunday evening.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: deathwish; humor; ladies; men; rules
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To: PROCON
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posted on
03/22/2015 6:02:18 PM PDT
by
AlaskaErik
(I served and protected my country for 31 years. Progressives spent that time trying to destroy it.)
To: Faith65
Men need help with directions!No, you just think we do...re-read #1 :-)
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posted on
03/22/2015 6:03:56 PM PDT
by
PROCON
(Always Give 100% --- Unless you're donating blood.)
To: PROCON
I printed an earlier iteration of this out and posted it on my wall. Hilarious. Wife didn’t think so, though. I can take the heat.
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posted on
03/22/2015 6:04:45 PM PDT
by
Defiant
(Please excuse Mr. Clinton for his involvement with young girls. --Epstein's Mother)
To: PROCON
We can agree to disagree on this :)
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posted on
03/22/2015 6:06:27 PM PDT
by
Faith65
(Isaiah 40:31)
To: Faith65
45
posted on
03/22/2015 6:09:09 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Liberal logic: 18 1/2 minutes of blank tape is a big deal but 30,000 missing emails is not.)
To: central_va
I have to use the plunger all the time. No problem. Husband hates to use it.
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posted on
03/22/2015 6:11:48 PM PDT
by
buffyt
(Socialism Is Legal Plunder - Bastiat... $18 trillion = enslavement of our children to DEBT.)
To: buffyt
It is amazing to me how much toilet paper women use, even considering the biological differences.
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posted on
03/22/2015 6:12:42 PM PDT
by
central_va
(I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
To: mountn man
Bags come immediately after shoes - so then they have to get another pair of shoes AND another bag when the earrings don’t go with the shoes.
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posted on
03/22/2015 6:12:45 PM PDT
by
GilesB
To: Clyde5445
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posted on
03/22/2015 6:13:38 PM PDT
by
PROCON
(Always Give 100% --- Unless you're donating blood.)
To: PROCON
To: PROCON
That was actually fun to read. Thank you!
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posted on
03/22/2015 6:28:21 PM PDT
by
Mrs. Don-o
(I'm not denyin' the women are foolish. God Almighty made 'em to match the men.)
To: PROCON
Shopping is hunting, hunting is considered by many to be a sport, therefore shopping is a sport :)
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posted on
03/22/2015 6:29:06 PM PDT
by
BlackAdderess
("Give me a but a firm spot on which to stand, and I shall move the earth". --Archimedes)
To: PROCON
My son who is single might agree with all that. LOL
But married men won’t
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posted on
03/22/2015 6:30:50 PM PDT
by
buffyt
(Socialism Is Legal Plunder - Bastiat... $18 trillion = enslavement of our children to DEBT.)
To: BlackAdderess
Your logic is irrefutable. :-)
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posted on
03/22/2015 6:37:52 PM PDT
by
PROCON
(Always Give 100% --- Unless you're donating blood.)
To: null and void
No, she didn’t go to Macy’s, JC Penny, Sears and GAP and 19 other shops in the mall all in 3 hrs 26 minutes. That’s 23 stores (3 of them department stores) in only 206 minutes! That’s only 9 minutes per store - IMPOSSIBLE!
She couldn’t possibly go to the 3 department stores in that time; PLUS she has to try on 37 pairs of jeans in order to know the first pair she tried on are the right ones.
8 hours minimum (then she would HAVE to go to the other mall to see if Burlington has that cute scarf in the right color - another 3 or 4 hours). She will call you to pick up the kids from school, and ask you to fix or pick up dinner because she is SOOO busy today!
Then you get to hear about her trials and tribulations to get the perfect shade of eye shadow at Sephora and the exact right Frederic Fekkai shampoo at Macy’s (but the color of the shampoo she needs this month doesn’t go with the bathroom, so...you get to remodel!)
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posted on
03/22/2015 6:38:50 PM PDT
by
GilesB
To: GilesB
Re model? Of course! The new paint would clash with the fixtures, DUH!
56
posted on
03/22/2015 6:40:58 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Liberal logic: 18 1/2 minutes of blank tape is a big deal but 30,000 missing emails is not.)
To: PROCON
1. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic. this is the one i cannot live with...
57
posted on
03/22/2015 6:48:04 PM PDT
by
latina4dubya
(wheni have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
To: PROCON
LOL - thanks for the post. Living with four guys (dad, two brothers and an uncle) I learned real fast.
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posted on
03/22/2015 7:04:46 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
(I Was Told Nobody Is Perfect But Yet, Here I Am ...)
To: latina4dubya
Smart men don't ogle, they look at another beautiful woman and say to their wife:
"Ha, she wishes she was as beautiful as you".
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posted on
03/22/2015 7:04:59 PM PDT
by
PROCON
(Always Give 100% --- Unless you're donating blood.)
To: PROCON
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posted on
03/22/2015 7:06:55 PM PDT
by
BlackAdderess
("Give me a but a firm spot on which to stand, and I shall move the earth". --Archimedes)
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