No, she didn’t go to Macy’s, JC Penny, Sears and GAP and 19 other shops in the mall all in 3 hrs 26 minutes. That’s 23 stores (3 of them department stores) in only 206 minutes! That’s only 9 minutes per store - IMPOSSIBLE!
She couldn’t possibly go to the 3 department stores in that time; PLUS she has to try on 37 pairs of jeans in order to know the first pair she tried on are the right ones.
8 hours minimum (then she would HAVE to go to the other mall to see if Burlington has that cute scarf in the right color - another 3 or 4 hours). She will call you to pick up the kids from school, and ask you to fix or pick up dinner because she is SOOO busy today!
Then you get to hear about her trials and tribulations to get the perfect shade of eye shadow at Sephora and the exact right Frederic Fekkai shampoo at Macy’s (but the color of the shampoo she needs this month doesn’t go with the bathroom, so...you get to remodel!)
Re model? Of course! The new paint would clash with the fixtures, DUH!
OBVIOUSLY...you're speaking from experience.