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Oklahoma man woke to girlfriend biting his penis off: police (photo)
NY Daily News ^ | Friday, February 20, 2015 | Nina Golgowski

Posted on 03/16/2015 1:05:47 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

An Oklahoma man says he nearly lost his penis when he woke to find his girlfriend trying to bite it off.

A night of drinking and arguing led to the painful arousal when the victim said he found Amber Ellis "biting his (penis) off" as he slept on the couch Thursday, KJRH reported.

He told Tulsa police he fought the 31-year-old off but in the process she hit him in the head with a laptop computer.

Their earlier argument was over his accusing her of being too needy, he said.

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To: Lazamataz

I believe you.


81 posted on 03/16/2015 7:57:31 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Just Friends" - http://youtu.be/rznoQbzlO2s [Warning: NSFW])
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To: Allegra; Conservative4Life; CSM; dayglored; dixiechick2000; Dutchgirl; Eaker; ezoeni; Gefn; ...
♀☹☠☣☢★☆
MANGLED
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PING

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82 posted on 03/16/2015 8:36:07 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Slings and Arrows
She’s needy? You don’t say.
83 posted on 03/16/2015 8:46:29 AM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: baltimorepoet

The corollary to that:

Crazy women are great in bed . . . because they have to be.


84 posted on 03/16/2015 8:52:40 AM PDT by freedomlover
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To: Slings and Arrows

Watch out for those Oklahoma women!


85 posted on 03/16/2015 8:53:01 AM PDT by Rome2000 (SMASH THE CPUSA)
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To: Crim

John Oates has explained that while it is natural to assume the lyrics are about a woman, the song actually was originally written about NYC in the ’80s. It’s about greed, avarice, and spoiled riches. - wiki


86 posted on 03/16/2015 9:13:01 AM PDT by newfreep ("Evil succeeds when good men do nothting" - Edmund Burke)
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To: Catmom

And what pops to mind?
“It puts the lotion on its skin or else it loses the hose again.”


87 posted on 03/16/2015 9:37:27 AM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: RichInOC

Little bit of projection there, I’m thinking.


88 posted on 03/16/2015 10:13:18 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Just Friends" - http://youtu.be/rznoQbzlO2s [Warning: NSFW])
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To: Rome2000
I know just the guy for her.


89 posted on 03/16/2015 10:16:18 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Just Friends" - http://youtu.be/rznoQbzlO2s [Warning: NSFW])
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To: Slings and Arrows

.


90 posted on 03/16/2015 2:05:05 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: Slings and Arrows

There’s no there there in those eyes.


91 posted on 03/16/2015 8:49:22 PM PDT by matthew fuller (God put me on Earth to eradicate cancer and liberalism. I'm starting with liberalism.)
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To: gitmo

LOL


92 posted on 03/16/2015 8:53:45 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (Pointing out dereliction of duty is NOT fear mongering, especially in a panDEMic)
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To: matthew fuller

Gee, and she seems like such a sweet young lady.


93 posted on 03/16/2015 9:04:45 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Just Friends" - http://youtu.be/rznoQbzlO2s [Warning: NSFW])
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To: Slings and Arrows
This is what happens when you dont stay below the crazy line.
94 posted on 03/16/2015 9:19:28 PM PDT by Delta 21 (Patiently waiting for the jack booted kick at my door.)
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To: MaxMax

Punchline: “Henry did you see the balls on that fly?”


95 posted on 03/16/2015 9:29:17 PM PDT by Batman11 (The orange, weeping, drunk, squishy oompah-loompah and Yertle McTurd-le gotta go!)
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To: Batman11

One of my favorite jokes.


96 posted on 03/16/2015 10:26:38 PM PDT by MaxMax (Pay Attention and you'll be pissed off too! FIRE BOEHNER, NOW!)
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To: MaxMax

“One of my favorite jokes.”

Ha! I’m glad someone got it...


97 posted on 03/17/2015 12:05:15 PM PDT by Batman11 (The orange, weeping, drunk, squishy oompah-loompah and Yertle McTurd-le gotta go!)
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To: shibumi

Post of the thread.


98 posted on 03/18/2015 9:32:13 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

Yes...

99 posted on 03/18/2015 9:34:27 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Batman11

Please FReepmail me the setup.


100 posted on 03/18/2015 9:35:57 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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