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Oklahoma man woke to girlfriend biting his penis off: police (photo)
NY Daily News ^
| Friday, February 20, 2015
| Nina Golgowski
Posted on 03/16/2015 1:05:47 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
An Oklahoma man says he nearly lost his penis when he woke to find his girlfriend trying to bite it off.
A night of drinking and arguing led to the painful arousal when the victim said he found Amber Ellis "biting his (penis) off" as he slept on the couch Thursday, KJRH reported.
He told Tulsa police he fought the 31-year-old off but in the process she hit him in the head with a laptop computer.
Their earlier argument was over his accusing her of being too needy, he said.
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To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
03/16/2015 1:41:05 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Good reason to sleep on your stomach!
22
posted on
03/16/2015 1:42:24 AM PDT
by
Jimmy Valentine
(DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dream)
To: Slings and Arrows
The other, other white meat?
23
posted on
03/16/2015 1:46:44 AM PDT
by
MaxMax
(Pay Attention and you'll be pissed off too! FIRE BOEHNER, NOW!)
To: Jimmy Valentine
Good reason to sleep on your stomach!I'm good.
24
posted on
03/16/2015 1:46:46 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Just Friends" - http://youtu.be/rznoQbzlO2s [Warning: NSFW])
To: Darksheare
"Are you going to eat that?"
25
posted on
03/16/2015 1:50:07 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Just Friends" - http://youtu.be/rznoQbzlO2s [Warning: NSFW])
To: MaxMax
The other, other white meat?I'd say "long pig," but I'm not sure that "long" applies anymore.
26
posted on
03/16/2015 1:51:28 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Just Friends" - http://youtu.be/rznoQbzlO2s [Warning: NSFW])
To: Slings and Arrows
“Fava beans”
That’s all that needs to be said.
27
posted on
03/16/2015 1:51:57 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: Darksheare
28
posted on
03/16/2015 1:53:05 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Just Friends" - http://youtu.be/rznoQbzlO2s [Warning: NSFW])
To: Slings and Arrows; Darksheare
She may be overly attached...
...but *it's* not.
29
posted on
03/16/2015 1:53:59 AM PDT
by
shibumi
("Vampire Outlaw of the Milky Way")
To: Slings and Arrows
Forget him! How’s the laptop?
30
posted on
03/16/2015 1:55:34 AM PDT
by
Jemian
(War Eagle!)
To: shibumi; Slings and Arrows
Cue that song by King Missile.
31
posted on
03/16/2015 1:56:47 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: shibumi
*rimshot*
(Which is still better than what she was shooting at.)
32
posted on
03/16/2015 1:57:48 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Just Friends" - http://youtu.be/rznoQbzlO2s [Warning: NSFW])
To: Darksheare
I’ve heard that one a lot over the past few days.
33
posted on
03/16/2015 1:58:59 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Just Friends" - http://youtu.be/rznoQbzlO2s [Warning: NSFW])
To: Slings and Arrows
34
posted on
03/16/2015 1:59:34 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: Jemian
> Forget him! How’s the laptop?
Rumor has it that the hard drive is now a floppy.
35
posted on
03/16/2015 2:01:40 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Just Friends" - http://youtu.be/rznoQbzlO2s [Warning: NSFW])
To: Slings and Arrows
36
posted on
03/16/2015 2:04:18 AM PDT
by
gitmo
(If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
To: gitmo
She’s unlikely to get much future practice.
37
posted on
03/16/2015 2:06:02 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Just Friends" - http://youtu.be/rznoQbzlO2s [Warning: NSFW])
To: Slings and Arrows
I have you such a good straight line, didn’t I?
38
posted on
03/16/2015 2:06:34 AM PDT
by
Jemian
(War Eagle!)
To: Jemian
It *was* straight, but now I’m guessing there’s a distinct angle.
39
posted on
03/16/2015 2:08:40 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Just Friends" - http://youtu.be/rznoQbzlO2s [Warning: NSFW])
To: Slings and Arrows
That’s pretty much at the top of the list of things that will wake you up.
40
posted on
03/16/2015 2:09:37 AM PDT
by
Moltke
("The Press, Watson, is a most valuable institution if you only know how to use it.")
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