Cows break into woman’s home and poo everywhere as she showers

http://metro.co.uk ^ | 3/4/15 | Ollie McAteer

[Rebelbase]

Naughty, naughty cows broke into a woman’s home and pooed everywhere as she showered.

Pat Costen, from Guernsey, came downstairs to find the two wandering around her house.

They’re part of a conservation herd bred to protect grasslands.

But she’d forgotten to lock her doors and the animals barged in with heavy bowels and no respect.

Ms Costen said: ‘I was in the shower and when I came out I could smell something. I looked over the banister and there was large cow pat.

They came in through the kitchen, along the corridor, round the snooker table and into the study where they scattered a pile of my papers.

‘Then they made their way back along the corridor and into the small TV room where we found them.’

She explained the calves selectively graze, and their hooves raise the soil naturally, so you get a more bio-diverse wildlife.

[neocon1984]

This is sort of Three Stooges funny, for those of us who watched them 50 years ago.

i can’t help but laugh. it makes life more precious and unique.

[lee martell]

Her carpets are beyond ruined. All those rugs and the linings underneath must be removed. Somebody was not watching their cows, did not sufficiently fence them in, and may get a bill in the mail.

[where's_the_Outrage?]

Reminds me of a joke when I was a kid:

Show me a home where the buffalo roam and I’ll show you a house full of crap.

[dangus]

One morning I left my TV on, and that happened to me! OK.. the View came on while I was in the shower... almost the same thing.

[Vendome]

What are their names?

I’m gonna take a stab at this and maybe they are Porter House, Ham Burger and Sir Loin...

[exit82]

Best to you down under,mate.

[Fungi]

“This is hugh and series.”

That would be
“Hugh and serious.” Quote me on that.

[NonValueAdded]

Eat more chiken

[Ken H]

Her carpets are beyond ruined.

Nah, they're more bio-diverse now.

[boycott]

I love the look on the cow’s face in the photo. “I didn’t do it.”

[Slings and Arrows]

Both the "Oops, I Let the Cow In!" and "Cows With Guns" videos have already been posted, so all I can say is

"Moo!...”

[BANG!]

“...MOOO!”

[LambSlave]

Hmmm, Guernsey cows break into Guernsey woman’s home. Maybe they just thought she was kin.

[GreenHornet]

I guess this is what they mean by the expression “until the cows come home.”

[Charles Martel]

The news seems to have taken on a cartoonish edge - “Far Side” style.

[lacrew]

I have no idea if this is true where she lives, but Canada has practically outlawed doorknobs, and they require the lever style handles that toddlers and cows can easily turn.

[dayglored]

> Canada has practically outlawed doorknobs, and they require the lever style handles that toddlers and cows can easily turn.

And CATS.

My cat has been known to jump up and pull the lever down to open a door.

[Slings and Arrows]

Ssshh! My cats will want to move to Canada!

[Captainpaintball]

Cows=illegals, Home=USA

[a fool in paradise]

Soothing sounds...

Enchanted Farm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFl1ay8gOoo

[RichInOC]

Explosive diarrhea?