Posted on 02/18/2015 4:07:41 PM PST by GraceG
Now hear me out fellow freepers, before you start spam hate posting me. I think that these poor illegal aliens, ermmm, illegal immigrants, err.. Undocumented Workers, errr.... citizens of the world that apparently lost their documents in tragic paper shredding accident.
Where was I?
Oh yes they deserve a LOT MORE benefits than any old dumb legal born here citizen from flyover country.
We should hire some radical Islamist (who need jobs, obviously) to hand out SNAP and EBT cards at the border to these "folks" so they can get a head start on the "glorious socialist American communist dependency dream". Not to mention free health care at any ER room for even a running nose even if we have to push a citizen who was mangled in a car wreck to the end of the line. Even free housing too, why not take all these vacant commercial properties and store fronts and just retrofit them into homes for "undocumented workers" they can work alongside the "jihadi johns" who need work as well, to retrofit them into houses.
Then the only road block is WHO pays for this, well the Taxpayer of course, but of course they are already at their limit and you cannot bleed a stone dry, you can only grind it down to dust and use it to mop up the tears of old American dream like the sawdust used to soak up vomit.
I say we ask these "folks" here that came here without their paperwork their country of origin, now hold on, that sounds mean to ask them their county of origin.... well we will not arrest them we simply need it for book keeping reasons, like all the information that is used for Obamacare.... Here is the easy part, we simply get the money from their country!
See how easy that is?
But there are all sorts of Obama Regulations on getting money from other countries so we will need to add a "Transfer fee" to handle all Obama paperwork that comes with moving money from one country to another, I estimate this could cost 10 dollars for every dollar that crosses the border...
So if Jose from .... Ummm Portugal...(we can still use European Immigrants in examples right?) comes here and has a wife and she has two kids while here all the doctors bill and welfare for him and his family cost us $80,000 a year, we simply send Portugal a bill for $80,000 PLUS a $800,000 "Money Transfer Fee" to make sure that all the regulations are followed for this monetary transfer.. So then Portugal has to pay 880,000 dollars for the privlidge of giving Jose a good life in America, that sounds like some wealth redistribution that we can all agree on.
Of course if a country runs out of money we would be happy to take land at a convenient 100 bucks an acre! (preferable border facing land if possible, Alberta Canada will be ours someday..... or if not at least sea facing land). Or we could also deduct the money from the amount of foreign aide that gets sent to that country too, or even deduct it from the sum total of money we send to the UN every year, because immigration of undocumented workers is a "global problem"....
If we can do this, I say bring in all the immigrants we can, heck maybe even fly them here for free, as long as we bill the country of their origin for every crumb they eat while here....
Anytime you want it.....let me know.
You have the road, lady...........
[ Ha!
You have the road, lady........... ]
Bamster’s speech followed by the illegal immigrant supporters flipping a biscuit has put me in a weird mood today.
I'm a citizen, and I have to work for all my stuff.
All they have to do is show up.
The Grumpy Gardener calls that “crepe murder.”
http://thedailysouth.southernliving.com/2015/01/25/get-ready-for-crepe-murder-2015/
That would at least stop them from voting here. Unless Democrats figure a way for them to vote in absentia.
I don’t know as my coffee translates well to iced coffee or cold brewing.
Hitlery would indeed be a continuation of this hell. I can see/hear her shrieking “What difference at this point does it make?!”.
Obama’s Illegal Aliens should get more benefits than Citizens ~ Vanity
Touche!
Sound like a good idea, I am on bird(er)
Kind of like Obama is Bush’s third and fourth term.
Sadly the truth is that they do. I know of several white families that had a real need for food stamps and had low incomes yet they were pretty much denied because they were offered $20 or less a month because they told the truth on their applications. Meanwhile the illegals fail to mention they have 10 other family members living with them that bring money into the household, several who co-pay on the rent or actually make it so they make a good profit by re-letting to them. Sometimesthey pay several hundred a month apiece. You can bet they have plenty of money to buy all the beer they want come every Friday and Saturday night.
Its just not fair that they do this to regular American citizens and get away with it.
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