Posted on 02/18/2015 4:07:41 PM PST by GraceG
Now hear me out fellow freepers, before you start spam hate posting me. I think that these poor illegal aliens, ermmm, illegal immigrants, err.. Undocumented Workers, errr.... citizens of the world that apparently lost their documents in tragic paper shredding accident.
Where was I?
Oh yes they deserve a LOT MORE benefits than any old dumb legal born here citizen from flyover country.
We should hire some radical Islamist (who need jobs, obviously) to hand out SNAP and EBT cards at the border to these "folks" so they can get a head start on the "glorious socialist American communist dependency dream". Not to mention free health care at any ER room for even a running nose even if we have to push a citizen who was mangled in a car wreck to the end of the line. Even free housing too, why not take all these vacant commercial properties and store fronts and just retrofit them into homes for "undocumented workers" they can work alongside the "jihadi johns" who need work as well, to retrofit them into houses.
Then the only road block is WHO pays for this, well the Taxpayer of course, but of course they are already at their limit and you cannot bleed a stone dry, you can only grind it down to dust and use it to mop up the tears of old American dream like the sawdust used to soak up vomit.
I say we ask these "folks" here that came here without their paperwork their country of origin, now hold on, that sounds mean to ask them their county of origin.... well we will not arrest them we simply need it for book keeping reasons, like all the information that is used for Obamacare.... Here is the easy part, we simply get the money from their country!
See how easy that is?
But there are all sorts of Obama Regulations on getting money from other countries so we will need to add a "Transfer fee" to handle all Obama paperwork that comes with moving money from one country to another, I estimate this could cost 10 dollars for every dollar that crosses the border...
So if Jose from .... Ummm Portugal...(we can still use European Immigrants in examples right?) comes here and has a wife and she has two kids while here all the doctors bill and welfare for him and his family cost us $80,000 a year, we simply send Portugal a bill for $80,000 PLUS a $800,000 "Money Transfer Fee" to make sure that all the regulations are followed for this monetary transfer.. So then Portugal has to pay 880,000 dollars for the privlidge of giving Jose a good life in America, that sounds like some wealth redistribution that we can all agree on.
Of course if a country runs out of money we would be happy to take land at a convenient 100 bucks an acre! (preferable border facing land if possible, Alberta Canada will be ours someday..... or if not at least sea facing land). Or we could also deduct the money from the amount of foreign aide that gets sent to that country too, or even deduct it from the sum total of money we send to the UN every year, because immigration of undocumented workers is a "global problem"....
If we can do this, I say bring in all the immigrants we can, heck maybe even fly them here for free, as long as we bill the country of their origin for every crumb they eat while here....
D*mn,
You have given the man with no brain an idea for his minions to post on his telebamapromptor so he (it) can pretend that he (it) is sentient.
We have a radical islamist handing out stuff. I don’t think I need to say who.
No sarcasm in that, unfortunately.
Hey kids, only 2 more years of this crapola!
It would be cheaper if we just sent them checks in Mexico.
Grace Honey, have a Snickers. You’re not you when you’re hungry. LOL
Hillary will be his third and fourth term.
“we simply get the money from their country! “
LOL, actually..I like that.
I sense an evil plan in there.
[ Grace Honey, have a Snickers. You’re not you when you’re hungry. LOL ]
I just looked into the mirror and thought I saw Mark Steyn...
Or have Mexico send us checks to support their citizens here.
Pay us to house our leftovers, or we send them back.
[ “we simply get the money from their country! “
LOL, actually..I like that.
I sense an evil plan in there. ]
Don’t forget the 1000% money handling fee we charge them either...
1000% markup and filing fee.
And a REfiling fee in the event of a delay.
Just saying..........
I HATE autocorrect.
that should have read “housing Your leftovers”.
[ You are no Mark Steyn....
Just saying.......... ]
I know, he is a master of satire and wit, i just caught a very brief glimpse of him the mirror and i was not hungry, but moreso angry... So not sure a Snickers will help that, but if I can make a freeper Snicker it may help
The problem is, we’re going to have to throw all of the Mexicans out because the Harfster says we need to give jobs to the ISIS beheaders and torch boys. Look for ISIS instead of illegal Mexicans to be cutting your lawn and cleaning motel rooms in the near future. Once the GOP RINOs insist that ISIS excepts “gay marriage”, ninjas will be mowing lawns and cleaning motel rooms all over America.
Don’t know if my coffee would help any, but I can offer some.
[ The problem is, we’re going to have to throw all of the Mexicans out because the Harfster says we need to give jobs to the ISIS beheaders and torch boys. Look for ISIS instead of illegal Mexicans to be cutting your lawn and cleaning motel rooms in the near future. Once the GOP RINOs insist that ISIS excepts “gay marriage”, ninjas will be mowing lawns and cleaning motel rooms all over America. ]
Darn those ISIS landscapers, they keep taking too much off the top of my shrubs while yelling allahu acki-ack-bar....
[ Don’t know if my coffee would help any, but I can offer some. ]
I already have soo much caffine in me that i will need a gallon of triple strength chamomile tea to get to sleep tonight.
LOL! Good point! We might want to keep them away from the hedge trimmers.
LOL, oops.
Well, Chamomile steeped for ten minutes?
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