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20 Of The Most Ridiculous Bad Parking Windshield Notes To Ever Happen
Diply ^ | February 13, 2015 | christyn.andrade

Posted on 02/13/2015 6:06:56 PM PST by EveningStar

Let's be honest here, the whole driving in a parking lot thing can be a blood-boiling, rage-inducing event. People back out without looking. Jerks swoop in and take the spot you've been waiting for patiently with your blinker on before you get a chance. But the worst of it all is when people park like they own the whole parking lot. Maybe they take up two spaces with the my-car-is-too-awesome-to-be-next-to-anyone-else parking, or maybe they simply didn't park within those yellow lines leaving too little space for you to park.

Most of us will curse under our breath and keep moving to find another parking spot; however, some people simply cannot leave it be and leave the always hilarious windshield note.

I've always been curious about this. For one thing, why do people have all of this paper lying around in their cars? Some of the notes are even typed out...what, do you have a printer in the backseat of your car for just this occasion?

I'm more of the spread the love kind of type, but I have to admit that these are too awesome not to laugh at.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: badparking; parking; windshieldnotes
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To: Balding_Eagle

“Conservatives don’t handle bad behavior that way, and if you really do that, you should be too ashamed to admit it.”

Yeah, and conservatives also display a sense of humor.

Did you not see the pink panther rolling of the floor laughing? Geez!


21 posted on 02/13/2015 7:29:00 PM PST by spel_grammer_an_punct_polise (Why does every totalitarian, political hack think that he knows how to run my life better than I do?)
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To: a fool in paradise

I have been tempted to park in those spaces more than a few times.


22 posted on 02/13/2015 7:31:53 PM PST by BunnySlippers (I LOVE BULL MARKETS . . .)
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To: EveningStar

I’ve had two notes left on my car that had no business being on my car. One was from a busybody telling me that I was parked in a No Parking zone in a church parking lot, which I was not. I’ve been attending that church for 30 + years and it is not a no parking zone.

Another time, I was parked in my apt. parking lot with a note asking me not to take up two parking spaces, but I was clearly in between the lines where I was supposed to be. I can only surmise that it was left on someone else’s car and they thought I left the note and wanted to give it back to me.


23 posted on 02/13/2015 7:37:47 PM PST by murron (Proud Mom of a Marine Vet)
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To: spel_grammer_an_punct_polise

That was you rolling on the floor laughing about what you did?


24 posted on 02/13/2015 7:50:31 PM PST by Balding_Eagle (The Gruber Revelations are proof that God is still smiling on America.)
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To: EveningStar

I’m sure that someone else amongst FR Nation got this
particular funny e-mail from a friend. It is a photo of
the back of a car that was parked in a shopping center lot
straddling a white line and taking up two spaces. A
perturbed person used a piece of chalk to draw lines in
the pavement on each side of the offending vehicle. Behind
the car “A$$HOLE PARKING” was inscribed on the pavement.
Gotta love those school teachers! I now keep a piece of
chalk in my vehicle for such occasions.


25 posted on 02/13/2015 7:50:50 PM PST by Sivad (NorCal red turf ;-))
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To: CrazyIvan

I was in a shopping center lot when I saw a space directly ahead. I drove toward it at a modest pace, not seeing any other car, and pulled into the space. As I was about to open my door to exit, a woman passed by the window and snarled: “Bastard!” Apparently she was headed for the same space from the side, totally blocked from my field of view by rows of cars, but was still angry she didn’t get the space. She had to know I had not seen her at all and had not vied for the space.


26 posted on 02/13/2015 7:51:22 PM PST by luvbach1 (We are finished. It will just take a while before everyone realizes it.)
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To: CrazyIvan

Mongo just a pawn in the game of life.


27 posted on 02/13/2015 7:56:46 PM PST by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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To: Balding_Eagle

You are hopeless.


28 posted on 02/13/2015 8:09:32 PM PST by spel_grammer_an_punct_polise (Why does every totalitarian, political hack think that he knows how to run my life better than I do?)
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To: spel_grammer_an_punct_polise

What? No sense of humor?


29 posted on 02/13/2015 8:37:24 PM PST by Balding_Eagle (The Gruber Revelations are proof that God is still smiling on America.)
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To: MeshugeMikey

30 posted on 02/13/2015 8:47:10 PM PST by a fool in paradise (Shickl-Gruber's Big Lie gave us Hussein's Un-Affordable Care act (HUAC).)
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To: a fool in paradise

thats a CLASSIC piece of humor!!!


31 posted on 02/13/2015 8:53:40 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: Balding_Eagle

I have no sense of humor when attacked for no apparent reason and you continue to pursue. Why?


32 posted on 02/13/2015 9:19:10 PM PST by spel_grammer_an_punct_polise (Why does every totalitarian, political hack think that he knows how to run my life better than I do?)
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To: EveningStar
Parking

33 posted on 02/13/2015 9:42:30 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Ragnarok" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L5nD7-qsEw)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Had a coworker get a note that said “thanks a lot a$$hole, next time leave acan opener so iI can get into my car”.


34 posted on 02/13/2015 10:08:37 PM PST by jimpick
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To: EveningStar

Culture clash in the Miami Airport Employee’s lot: Hitched a ride in work with my old (then age 60) Air Force buddy. Just as we were about to pull into a parking space, a twenty-something Mr. Macho in his “ramp rat” uniform rips around the corner on two wheels, cuts us off and slides into the our parking space a la the Kathy Bates scene in “Steel Magnolias”. He jumps out of his pimpmobile, and takes a run for the shuttle bus. As he passes us, he says “Sorry, guys, I’m late for work”. My buddy, who I’ve seen put the fear of G-d in men half his age, smiles and says “No problem, hermano”, and proceeds to find another space.

8 hours later, Mr. Macho comes back to find TWO valve stem guts and two valve caps carefully placed under his windshield wiper. Oh, yeah, and two flat tires.


35 posted on 02/13/2015 10:31:03 PM PST by QBFimi (/...o.o/.o...ooo/...o.o...o/ooo/...o.o/.o/ooo.//o..o./. o.)
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To: spel_grammer_an_punct_polise

Your original post seemed like a serious post, with the panther being you laughing at keying someone’s car.


36 posted on 02/14/2015 2:19:18 AM PST by Balding_Eagle (The Gruber Revelations are proof that God is still smiling on America.)
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To: rlmorel
Tolerance doesn't have to be a synonym for stupid A liberals compassion starts and ends at a conservatives wallet THE TWO AMERICA'S the America that works and the America that doesnt
37 posted on 02/14/2015 4:30:36 AM PST by ronnie raygun (Empty head empty suit = arrogant little bastard)
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To: EveningStar

Some b!tch tried to argue the the blue striped area wasn’t part of the handicap parking area.


38 posted on 02/14/2015 4:50:27 AM PST by Excellence (Marine mom since April 11, 2014)
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To: Sivad
I’m sure that someone else amongst FR Nation got this particular funny e-mail from a friend. It is a photo of the back of a car that was parked in a shopping center lot straddling a white line and taking up two spaces. A perturbed person used a piece of chalk to draw lines in the pavement on each side of the offending vehicle. Behind the car “A$$HOLE PARKING” was inscribed on the pavement. Gotta love those school teachers! I now keep a piece of chalk in my vehicle for such occasions.

Speaking of parking lot pranks involving chalk, there was one perpetrated at a place I used to work (a Silicon Valley based software company that will remain un-named). One of the tech support supervisors had a Toyota pickup, and someone attached a chain to his trailer hitch, draped it out into the lot, and then drew a chalk outline of a dead body with one hand near the end of the chain. Everyone thought it was hilarious except for upper management, who went all PC on everyone about it (racist, etc.).

This was 20 years ago, too.

39 posted on 02/14/2015 4:58:50 AM PST by Disambiguator
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To: Balding_Eagle

In the event that you missed it, it was a humorous thread. ;-)

It seems that everyone else on the thread realized it.


40 posted on 02/14/2015 10:42:31 AM PST by spel_grammer_an_punct_polise (Why does every totalitarian, political hack think that he knows how to run my life better than I do?)
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