Posted on 02/13/2015 6:06:56 PM PST by EveningStar
“Conservatives don’t handle bad behavior that way, and if you really do that, you should be too ashamed to admit it.”
Yeah, and conservatives also display a sense of humor.
Did you not see the pink panther rolling of the floor laughing? Geez!
I have been tempted to park in those spaces more than a few times.
I’ve had two notes left on my car that had no business being on my car. One was from a busybody telling me that I was parked in a No Parking zone in a church parking lot, which I was not. I’ve been attending that church for 30 + years and it is not a no parking zone.
Another time, I was parked in my apt. parking lot with a note asking me not to take up two parking spaces, but I was clearly in between the lines where I was supposed to be. I can only surmise that it was left on someone else’s car and they thought I left the note and wanted to give it back to me.
That was you rolling on the floor laughing about what you did?
I’m sure that someone else amongst FR Nation got this
particular funny e-mail from a friend. It is a photo of
the back of a car that was parked in a shopping center lot
straddling a white line and taking up two spaces. A
perturbed person used a piece of chalk to draw lines in
the pavement on each side of the offending vehicle. Behind
the car “A$$HOLE PARKING” was inscribed on the pavement.
Gotta love those school teachers! I now keep a piece of
chalk in my vehicle for such occasions.
I was in a shopping center lot when I saw a space directly ahead. I drove toward it at a modest pace, not seeing any other car, and pulled into the space. As I was about to open my door to exit, a woman passed by the window and snarled: “Bastard!” Apparently she was headed for the same space from the side, totally blocked from my field of view by rows of cars, but was still angry she didn’t get the space. She had to know I had not seen her at all and had not vied for the space.
Mongo just a pawn in the game of life.
You are hopeless.
What? No sense of humor?
thats a CLASSIC piece of humor!!!
I have no sense of humor when attacked for no apparent reason and you continue to pursue. Why?
Had a coworker get a note that said “thanks a lot a$$hole, next time leave acan opener so iI can get into my car”.
Culture clash in the Miami Airport Employee’s lot: Hitched a ride in work with my old (then age 60) Air Force buddy. Just as we were about to pull into a parking space, a twenty-something Mr. Macho in his “ramp rat” uniform rips around the corner on two wheels, cuts us off and slides into the our parking space a la the Kathy Bates scene in “Steel Magnolias”. He jumps out of his pimpmobile, and takes a run for the shuttle bus. As he passes us, he says “Sorry, guys, I’m late for work”. My buddy, who I’ve seen put the fear of G-d in men half his age, smiles and says “No problem, hermano”, and proceeds to find another space.
8 hours later, Mr. Macho comes back to find TWO valve stem guts and two valve caps carefully placed under his windshield wiper. Oh, yeah, and two flat tires.
Your original post seemed like a serious post, with the panther being you laughing at keying someone’s car.
Some b!tch tried to argue the the blue striped area wasn’t part of the handicap parking area.
Speaking of parking lot pranks involving chalk, there was one perpetrated at a place I used to work (a Silicon Valley based software company that will remain un-named). One of the tech support supervisors had a Toyota pickup, and someone attached a chain to his trailer hitch, draped it out into the lot, and then drew a chalk outline of a dead body with one hand near the end of the chain. Everyone thought it was hilarious except for upper management, who went all PC on everyone about it (racist, etc.).
This was 20 years ago, too.
In the event that you missed it, it was a humorous thread. ;-)
It seems that everyone else on the thread realized it.
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