[aMorePerfectUnion]

"Basically, their bodies make their own beer."

Worth repeating!

[more article at link]

[CivilWarBrewing]

Why is their a comma in this headline? NOT NECESSARY.

[Georgia Girl 2]

“In less than a second, he was on me, and strongly hit me like a rugby player. With the shock, I felt all his power and weight on my body,”

Said Brian Williams. :=)

[CivilWarBrewing]

Correction: Why is THERE a comma in this headline?

[CivilWarBrewing]

Or:

Boing Boing, drunk mountain gorilla punches photographer who got the shot

[Sirius Lee]

"Basically, their bodies make their own beer."

I am interested in hearing more about this.

[Dagnabitt]

"Basically, their bodies make their own beer."

Mountain Gorilla Micro Brewery?

[JennysCool]

Basically, their bodies make their own beer.

Drunk mountain gorillas are clearly more genetically advanced than we are.

[aMorePerfectUnion]

[Mastador1]

I thought for sure after reading the title it was going to be about a party at the White House.

[Gamecock]

Just an innocent primate.

[doorgunner69]

Lucky the gorilla did not mistake him for a female!

[PA Engineer]

Normally, they timidly avoid visitors when they move close, but not this time, Akarevuro was too excited and drunk.

“He did not care about me, and pushed me out the way with his left hand like if I was not there.

“Then he dashed through the vegetation to chase away a black back male behind us who looked to be interested in one of Akarevuro’s females.”

Sounds like a roughneck bar in North Dakota.

[Timocrat]

"Basically, their bodies make their own beer."

But can they make their own Vodka ? Silverback Distillery

[blueunicorn6]

“He did not care about me”

Self-centered ba**ard of a gorilla. How about a little compassion for the photographer? Is that too much to ask? That’s gorillas for you. They never think about anyone else.

“Give me a banana.”

“What’s this in my nose?”

“Is this Black Matter, or do I have the runs again?”

Mememememe.

[Clay Moore]

Hold my banana beer making primate and watch this ping!

[QBFimi]

Paging Mr. Stevens, Mr. Ray Stevens...

[SaxxonWoods]

Old Nez Perce proverb: “Every animal knows more than you do.”

*Except for the drunk gorillas*

[The_Media_never_lie]

Just an alibi; gorilla probably from a dysfunctional family.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

[poinq]

Is anyone wondering why these people are hanging around silver back gorilla’s. Any one of these animals could kill these people without much effort.