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Illegal pet monkey bites woman at bank, seized by ACS
KSAT ^
| January 30, 3015
| By RJ Marquez
Posted on 01/30/2015 9:53:36 PM PST by ConservativeStatement
SAN ANTONIO - Officials with Animal Care Services seized a juvenile Macaque Monkey Thursday morning after it reportedly bit a woman at a North Side bank.
According to an ACS press release, the monkey's owner apparently brought the animal into the bank last week where the primate bit a female employee. The animal was also unrestrained.
The owner reportedly fled with the monkey after the incident, ACS officials said.
(Excerpt) Read more at ksat.com ...
TOPICS: Local News; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: bank; monkey; pet; texas
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If the monkey wore a hat and sunglasses, the bank would likely have not allowed entry.
To: ConservativeStatement
OMG - who in the world takes a MONKEY to a bank? People have lost their minds.
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posted on
01/30/2015 10:01:15 PM PST
by
leapfrog0202
("the American presidency is not supposed to be a journey of personal discovery" Sarah Palin)
To: ConservativeStatement
Haterz are everywhere now. It’s not an illegal monkey it’s an undocumented monkey. A Dreamer monkey!
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posted on
01/30/2015 10:06:51 PM PST
by
TigersEye
(ISIS is the tip of the spear. The spear is Islam.)
To: leapfrog0202
To: Right Brother
Was it a therapy monkey?
Never even thought of that! Of course it must have been! Like the therapy pigs, cats and dogs that people need on planes these days :-)
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posted on
01/30/2015 10:09:22 PM PST
by
leapfrog0202
("the American presidency is not supposed to be a journey of personal discovery" Sarah Palin)
To: ConservativeStatement
First, we need the FDIC to make a new regulation that prevents monkey entry into a insured bank.
Second, we need Treasury Department regulation to create a no-monkey zone within each US bank.
Third, we need state laws created to keep monkeys limited to bank parking lots only.
Fourth, we need a 600-page law drafted by congress to determine which monkeys are Ok and which are deemed non-Ok.
Fifth, we need an executive order to limit monkeys to only one per bank, with extra monkeys to stay at the outer door until the monkey ratio has gone back down to zero, then allow entry.
We can regulate this....if we just use our awesome powers.
To: leapfrog0202
OMG - who in the world takes a MONKEY to a bank? People have lost their minds. Well sometimes moochelle just insists on going.
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posted on
01/30/2015 10:16:20 PM PST
by
Mastador1
(I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
To: ConservativeStatement
An illegal monkey? I guess deportation would be too much to ask. On second thought, he’s probably smarter than a lot of fence-jumpers. Let him stay.
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posted on
01/30/2015 10:17:19 PM PST
by
ComputerGuy
(BS, MS, PhD and a BMF besides)
To: pepsionice
In other words....
No monkey business at the bank!
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posted on
01/30/2015 10:24:48 PM PST
by
WildHighlander57
((WildHighlander57, returning after lurking since 2001)
To: ConservativeStatement
You should always leave your monkey in the trunk of the car when you go to the bank.
To: leapfrog0202; Right Brother; Slings and Arrows; Daffynition
OMG - who in the world takes a MONKEY to a bank? People have lost their minds. Well why not. They shop at IKEA. Retail therapy monkey:
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posted on
01/30/2015 10:36:06 PM PST
by
Ezekiel
(All who mourn the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)
To: ComputerGuy
Dreyfus: A minkey? You said minkey!
Clouseau: Yes a minkey. He was with the blind man at the bank.
Dreyfus: Did it ever occur to you that the blind man was the lookout?
Clouseau: Ridiculous. How could a blind man be the lookout?
Dreyfus: How can an idiot become a policeman?
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posted on
01/30/2015 10:36:08 PM PST
by
boop
(I never use the words democrats and republicans. I use liberals and Americans.)
To: boop
Until we meet again and the case is sol-ved
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posted on
01/30/2015 10:42:45 PM PST
by
ComputerGuy
(BS, MS, PhD and a BMF besides)
To: ConservativeStatement
I have no idea why anyone would want a monkey.
They carry a form of herpes that is often lethal to humans. It causes minimal symptoms in monkeys.
I wouldn’t have monkeys around, given the risk.
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posted on
01/30/2015 10:48:21 PM PST
by
exDemMom
(Current visual of the hole the US continues to dig itself into: http://www.usdebtclock.org/)
To: ConservativeStatement
There was a time...
Not fond of the French. Not fond of monkeys. But, damn, I miss the days when the world wasn't such a bunch of wusses.
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posted on
01/30/2015 10:59:13 PM PST
by
LibWhacker
("Every Muslim act of terror is follow by a political act of cover-up." -Daniel Greenfield)
To: ConservativeStatement
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posted on
01/30/2015 11:02:14 PM PST
by
SWAMPSNIPER
(The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not A Matter of Opinion)
To: ConservativeStatement
“I thought you said your minkey did not bite!”
“Zat is not my monkey!”
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posted on
01/30/2015 11:02:53 PM PST
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: Ezekiel
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posted on
01/30/2015 11:34:53 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Ragnarok" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L5nD7-qsEw)
To: ConservativeStatement
Probably trying to open an account for the monkey - after all, in today’s world, monkeys have rights too.
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posted on
01/31/2015 3:20:07 AM PST
by
I want the USA back
(Media: completely irresponsible. Complicit in the destruction of this country.)
To: ConservativeStatement
A goat, a monkey, and a midget walk into a bank...
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posted on
01/31/2015 3:41:20 AM PST
by
SampleMan
(Feral Humans are the refuse of socialism.)
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